I'm sitting in my office
In the middle of my house
I've got anti-virus capsules
And plenty of software
The screen is kaputt
The printer's a bore
The iCarly Hack War
Isn't fun anymore.
Surrender? No, it's not my cup of tea.
I've got tons of software protecting me.
No surrender. Nein! Nein!
Cause I've got Compy and a bottle of juice!
Chor:
Nevel you bloody hacking Pig
Won't you finally capitulate?
Nevel you bloody hacking Pig
Nein! I won't give up!
Me give up? Not in your wildest dreams!
Nevel you bloody hacking Pig
Won't you finally capitulate?
Nevel you bloody hacking Pig
I will never give up!
I'm with fifty-three websites in a state of war
All on to one to settle their score
These allied attacks scare the shit out of me
´cause they're treating me like an enemy!
No one listens to me,
They just do what they like.
No one loves me any more,
They love Carly and Sam!
Oh god I'm crying
I'm alone with Compy
And a bottle of juice!
Chor:
Nevel you bloody hacking Pig
Won't you finally capitulate?
I'll never give up!
Nevel you bloody hacking Pig
Me give up? Not on your life!
If that computer geek Freddie thinks he's got me in a state,
That's a misconception I won't tolerate!
No surrender, Mister Benson!
I'll never, ever give up!
Peep! Peep! Peep!
Quiet, Compy, quiet!
Take it easy, Compy!
Peep! Peep!
Nein, you are not a computer geek,
You're a good Compy!
Nein, we will win this war - eventually! Even without software
Yes, I think so, Compy. I'm quite confident, actually...
Peep!
This story is based on: Walter Moers' Adolf - I'm sitting in my Bunker
Hope you guys like it.
-Rhady