Another story by stupid old ne~ X3 I had this idea so I had to write about it. XP

NOTE: They are still like 12 years old. Tsunade just went into hokage-hood early. Sarutobi retired.

Summary: Who's better? Naruto? Or Black Star? Tsunade's tired of a certain ninja fooling around in the village so she's sending Kuro, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura. Now Shinigami and Shibusen have to deal with them. How will it go?

DISCLAIMER!: I don't own Naruto *cry* or Soul Eater *wails*

Chapter 1: Kicked Out

.:., Death City, Nevada.:.:.

"Hey guess what I discovered on my laptop last night!" Maka cried when she got into the classroom.

"THAT I HAVE SURPASSED GOD!" Black Star screamed.

"No…I found out that we're an anime….and a manga…." Maka was happy then quickly saddened.

"Maka-chan what's wrong?" Tsubaki asked worried. Maka had her moments when she happy then sad, so this was nothing to be worried about. Who cared that they were an anime and manga. It's not surprising.

"IT'S NARUTO. THAT'S THE PROBLEM!" Maka replied screaming.

"Who's Naruto? What about him?" Kid asked. He didn't really care. Whoever this Naruto was…he didn't sound symmetrical.

"Naruto is an anime and manga like us. He's also the main character in the series and you know the ratings and stuff that we get if we're an anime or manga?"

Everyone nodded.

"Well Naruto get's a TON more than we do. Which means we're not as popular as Naruto. In BOTH manga and anime. I HATE NARUTO!" Maka cried.

Across the Pacific Ocean…

"ACHOO (x3)" sneezed Naruto.

"DON'T SNEEZE IN MY ROOM!" Tsunade screamed at Naruto. She was really (x10) irritated.

"Sorry." Naruto mumbled.

"You sneezed three times. Someone's probably hating on you right now." Kuro said with a smirk.

"Who could possibly hate me?" Naruto said confidently (kuro: a lot like Black Star huh?)

"A lot of people." Sasuke said since he was one of them.

"WHAT THERE'S SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD BETTER THAN ME? BRING THAT PERSON HERE AND I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!" Black Star yelled.

"Can't they're not real. It's an anime and manga remember. So don't go freaking out. It's not like their going to come here you know." Soul said with a sigh. He was tired of Black Star's loud voice and yelling.

"Well we're real. And we're an anime and manga. It's possible that their real too. But it's true I really doubt that their going to come here." Kid said tired because of all of the commotion. It's like this every morning. He almost couldn't take it. But he still tolerated these unsymmetrical retards.

"Ok class settle down. I want you an good behavior tomorrow. We're having some new students come from a very far place. They'll be here for a while though so no worries ok?" said Stein-hakase.

"Let's go meet them outside ok Soul?" Black Star whispered.

"Ok," Soul said with a smirk. He couldn't wait to scare the new kids.

"Ok today we'll be doing something new."

"REALLY!" everyone cried surprised.

"Yeah we'll be dissecting this body I found outside. It's fresh too." he said with a smile. Everyone just groaned and looked away…They didn't want to know where he found it and didn't want to know how he even got it inside without notice.

Across the Pacific (AGAIN XD)

"So why did you call us here baa-chan?" Naruto asked after getting yelled at. Tsunade surveyed the people in front of her: Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuga Kuro , Uzumaki Naruto, and Haruno Sakura. Kuro and Naruto were ones who caused the most trouble and they also dragged Sakura and Sasuke down with them.

Uchiha Sasuke. Even though he tried his best to avoid Naruto and Kuro so that he didn't get into any trouble, he could never say no to Kuro, and it was hard to avoid his own teammates.

Haruno Sakura. She too tried to avoid Naruto and Kuro which didn't work out that well. Kuro could always get Sasuke to ask Sakura to do stuff so that included her into many of Kuro's plans.

Tsunade was really tired of these four. When they weren't on missions they caused trouble with loud training and a lot of yelling. She couldn't stand it. She had to send them away. They caused too much trouble for her to handle.

"I called you all here to send you somewhere." Tsunade said with a hand massaging her forehead.

"We're going somewhere? Oh where?" Kuro said with a smile.

"Is it a mission?" Naruto asked with a grin. Tsunade continued to massage her forehead. She was surrounded by idiots (Kuro and Naruto) and she could only get rid of them one by one.

"It's a mission in a way. You're going to go to Shibusen or if you want to be specific Shinigami Buki Shokunin Senmon Gakko. I want you to learn their ways. That's all. Actually, I just want you four out of this village and out of my hair. I'm tired of you three screaming (Kuro, Naruto, and Sakura) and your arrogance (Sasuke). So I'm kicking you out until I say you can come back ok?" Tsunade said.

"But we're not in your hair?" Naruto said. Kuro was also confused. Everyone else groaned.

"Wait why do Sasuke and I have to go? We didn't do anything bad." Sakura said with a glare at Kuro and Naruto.

"I don't trust these two so I'm sending you two along with them. Maybe you two can stop them from destroying the school."

"We won't destroy the school what are you talking about?" Kuro said.

"Whatever. Just go and pack you're all leaving today and arriving tomorrow."

"Wait where is this Shibusen though?" Sakura asked.

"It's in Death City, Nevada, of the United States." Tsunade said with a sigh. Soon everyone was out. And her headache settled down. I hope Shinigami can handle these four. Thought Tsunade.

There you have it my first crossover story X3. I hope you liked it. NO COUPLES. A little bit of romance…but that's all. PLS R&R X3