The Chronicles of Brawl: Dedede's Brigade

Chapter 1: A Fair Warning

"Yes!" exclaimed King Dedede in excitement, "It's finally complete!" Dedede wore his pink robes proudly as he held his hammer dearly. He had just finished repairing the flying platform he stole from Giga Bowser. The platform would fly throughout the skies, traveling wherever Dedede pleased. All just to battle with others. He looked in all directions, there was no one around for miles. The area at which Dedede inhabits as of nowadays is a wasteland. The ground is completely white. The sky is a pale blue, but grows red toward the horizon. Clouds lazily drift by. This was the Brawl Dimension, a desolate dimension at which people come to brawl with each other. You see, this dimension could access portals to almost every dimension in existence. Dedede made his humble abode here with his waddle-dees and waddle-doos.

The celebration was broken abruptly as one of Dedede's waddle-doos showed up.

"What do you want?" asked Dedede.

"Sir, you have company," replied the doo.

"Who is it?"

"Solid Snake, sir."

"Oh no. He's come to take my platform away. We have to hide it."

Solid Snake and King Dedede have a rivalry together. The two warriors battled constantly to exert their dominance over the other. Snake almost always was the victor. Due to Dedede's constant defeats, he's come to the conclusion that Snake is his number one enemy.

Suddenly, Snake appeared to Dedede.

"No! You're not getting my platform!" screamed Dedede.

"Dedede, I'm not here to fight. I need to talk to you," replied Snake.

"Get away!" screamed Dedede as he hopped onto his platform.

"Would you just listen to me?" asked Snake as he hopped on the platform as well.

As the two stood on the platform, it lifted from the ground and flew into the sky at a tremendous speed. A portal ripped in the sky as the platform entered it. Dedede and Snake were now drifting through subspace, a dimension between dimensions.

"What the hell is going on?" asked Snake.

"I said STAY AWAY!" yelled Dedede in response.

"I just need to talk to you," said Snake, taking a few steps forward.

"GET AWAY!!" screamed Dedede as he swung his gargantuan hammer, striking Snake in the face.

"OW! God damn it!" yelled Snake, holding his now broken nose, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you fucking retarded?"

"I said GET AWAY!!" screamed Dedede again as he swung his hammer, striking Snake in the stomach.

Snake flew several feet back, almost falling from the edge. "If it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get," said Snake as he got to his feet. He then pulled his rocket launcher from his back and launched a rocket at Dedede. Thinking on his feet, Dedede pulled his trusty waddle-dee out of his robe and hurled it in front of him. The unfortunate waddle-dee was struck by the rocket, point-blank. Little chunks of flesh and blobs of blood were spewed about the platform.

"You son of a bitch!" yelled King Dedede, "Look what you did! Now my platform has blood stains on it!"

Snake attempted to fire another rocket at Dedede, but he was out of ammunition. Being unprepared for a brawl, Snake had not packed additional rockets. Snake had to think of something, fast. Dedede was creeping closer to him with a bloodthirsty look in his eyes. Snake hurled his rocket launcher at Dedede in attempt to buy himself some time. The rocket launcher struck Dedede in the face as he fell backwards. His hammer fell out of his grasp. While Dedede was regrouping, Snake was thinking of a plan. Thinking on his feet, Snake pulled his pistol out of his holster and loaded it with a round of ammunition. By this time, Dedede had regrouped and was creeping towards Snake with the same bloodthirsty look in his eyes again. Snake raised his pistol and shot Dedede in the shoulder. Dedede flinched, grabbing his bloody shoulder after dropping his hammer. Snake lowered his pistol and stepped closer.

"Are you ready to listen to me?" asked Snake.

"NEVER!!" screamed Dedede as he swatted the gun right out of Snake's hand. The pistol flew back to the edge of the platform.

"I just need to talk to you!"

"Then why did you shoot me!?"

"Because you tried to kill me!"

Swiftly, Dedede swiped his hammer from the ground and swung it at Snake. Snake, fortunately, leapt back in time, just barely evading Dedede's deadly attack. Snake now lay on his back at the edge of the platform. Suddenly, Dedede's hammer opened, revealing a rocket booster which was charging for increased damage. Dedede crept closer toward Snake, preparing for his final blow. Snake looked back and noticed his pistol hanging over the edge of the platform. Having a strategy in mind, he plucked it from the ground and aimed it at Dedede's hammer. Quickly, Snake squeezed the trigger. Almost immediately, Dedede's hammer exploded. Dedede was now holding a charred handle of what used to be his hammer.

"No!" yelled Dedede.

Snake leapt from the ground and jammed his pistol in Dedede's mouth. Dedede dropped his broken handle and raised his hands in surrender.

"Goodnight, Dedede," said Snake as he pulled the trigger.

The back of Dedede's head burst open as the bullet tore out several chunks of flesh. Oozing blood, Dedede collapsed. Dedede was dead.

The platform continued flying through space as another portal opened up. The platform entered it. Behind the portal was the Brawl Dimension. The platform made a soft landing on the ground. The waddle-dees and waddle-doos looked on at Dedede's bloody corpse.

"Get me a life shroom ASAP!" yelled a waddle-doo.

A waddle-dee presented the waddle-doo with a life mushroom. The waddle-doo leapt onto the platform and shoved the pink life mushroom down Dedede's throat. In seconds, Dedede got to his feet. His wounds were beginning to heal.

"What the hell was that?" asked Dedede.

"Snake killed you, I had to use a life shroom," replied the waddle-doo.

The life mushroom was an item from the Mushroom Kingdom Dimension. It could bring the recently deceased back to life.

"Now can I finally talk to you?" asked Snake.

"Fine, what is it?" replied Dedede.

"New foes have revealed themselves."

"From where?"

"The Fire Emblem Dimension. Marth and Ike."

"So?"

"They've signed alliance to Pit."

"The angel kid?"

"Yes, and together, they're deadly."

"What should we do?"

"I suggest you form your own faction. Just your waddle-dee army won't help you."

With that, Snake was off to his own base.

"If all he wanted to do was talk, he should have said so," said Dedede to himself.