Disclaimer: I do not own Kung Fu Panda I am saving that money for the rights to I Am Legend.
Authors note:I suck at summaries
"So what's are we doing again." said Po for what seamed like the millionth time but was actually the 50th
The had been on the road for about an hour
"Where going to investigate that big, fiery, metal thing that fell out of the sky" crane said with slight hint of annoyance in his voice. Everyone had started to respect Po more since Tai Lungs defeat, but Po tended to get on everyone's nerves once in a while. Also, Po knew why they were sent out, it's not every day a ball of flame drops out of the sky, but it was nice to break the silence every once-and-a-while.
"Oh yea right," Po responded "do you guys think we should be worried."
"Not really," said the resident expert on viper style (viper for those of you who don't know) "it landed in of a farm in the middle of a festival so no ones really around to get hurt and it landed in a paddy field so the fires probably out."
"Ok, but what if there was something's inside the thing and it came to the valley to take it over or something like that."
"That why we have you." Said a slightly amused Mantis
"Po's right everyone stay sharp, we don't know what this thing is." Tigress said
"Ha, Po's right, from Tigress, no doubt there's a first." Monkey said.
Tigress blushed slightly at this but you would never able to tell. Ha, I made a funny. Tigress and Po had been going out for about one month. Po had started asking her out 2 months after Tai Lungs defeat but, she either kept refusing or punched him through walls when he asked. But no amount of rejections or concussions could deter him form the prize. So Tigress finally gave him a pity date after hitting his head into a wall particularly hard in the training hall. Then things sort of took off from there. No seriously Po tried to make a move on Tigress punched him a mile away (on the first date no less). But still they developed a fondness which then turned to love which then, after a month of dating, they went steady.
Now back on topic. You know not that discussing other people's love life isn't fun and all but, we will get to everyone's back story later.
As the Furious Five plus Po (you think they would change their name to the super six or something like that) got closer to the crash site it became clear that this wasn't some rouge fireworks from the festival. There was broken scrapes of metal and burning gas. The Furious Five plus Po had no idea what to make of the scene. There was a giant husk of metal that was on fire where the thing had landed. Suddenly the Furious 5 heard a cry in the wreck.
"Get away from it. It's going to explode." said some voice in the darkness shouted
As the Furious Five turned to investigate the source of the voice a massive explosion took place in the crater where the "thing" was. They were already well outside the range of the explosion, but it made everyone jump back 2-3 feet. Then out of the side of the a giant 4foot tall hamster dragging a larger 5ft 10in hairless ape by his side.
"Please … help … out of beer." Said the hamster
The Furious Five plus Po took the ape out of the hamster's arms and proceeded to take them to the Jade Palace were they both laid unconscious for the rest of the night.