Yay! Warriors trollfic time!
Yummykit: Bright pink she-cat with bright blue eyes and fur that is like frosting
Glitterkit: Sparkly silver she-cat with bright blue eyes
One day, two kits magically appeared in the ThunderClan nursery. They hadn't been born from anyone. This was because it was magical. DIDN'T YOU PAY ATTENTION?! Anyway, the entire Clan loved them because they were colorful. One was pink with fluffy fur like frosting and the other was sparkly silver like glitter. How did ThunderClan know what frosting and glitter were? Don't ask me.
ThunderClan loved the kits so much, and Bramblestar climbed up onto the Highledge. "Hello, ThunderClan!" he announced. "These kits are crazy and weird, so let's promise to be like them for the rest of our lives!" The Clan cheered like they were at a fútbol game.
"What will we name them?" asked Seedpaw, who was randomly in the camp as a ghost. The Clan ran away because they were scared. Then they came back when they realized it was her.
"Good question!" said Bramblestar. "How about Yummykit and Glitterkit!" The Clan let out another fútbol scream. Unfortunatley, WindClan was cranky and ShadowClan was boring, and RiverClan was too far away to celebrate with them. Glitterkit and Yummykit were very proud of themselves for doing absolutely nothing. They high-pawed and promised to stay famous.