I don't own Naruto but I wished I did

This takes place after when Sasuke comes back to Konoha and Team 7 Doesn't get along at all

This story is dedicated to Akatsukiseeker!!!!!

In Konoha:

"I can't believe you four! You are ninja of Konoha and you act like five year olds! What am I going to do?? I mean what kind of example are you setting!-SHIZUNE! Get me some sake……NOW!"

"Yes, Milady."

In front of Tsunade who was rubbing her temples in frustration stood Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Sai. They were standing as humanly far away as possible from each other. Kakashi stood at the back of the room waiting patiently for Tsunade to assign his team something to keep them from bickering. He was extremely frustrated.

"Alright." Said the Godaime sipping her sake. "First thing I'm going to is assign you four to genin level missions."

"ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME??? IT TOOK US YEARS TO GET IN THE POSITIONS THAT WE'RE IN NOW AND YOU WANT TO TAKE THAT AWAY?!?!?!?!!!!?!?!" Yelled Naruto.

"Naruto, shut your freaking mouth before I beat the shit out of you!" Yelled Sakura.

"Hn. Annoying."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY TEME?"

"Naruto! SHUT UP!"

"We accept, Tsunade-sama." Said Sai with a smile.

"Suck-up."

"Naruto! SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP!"

"Yeah you better do what Ugly says!"

"Goddamn it! Stop calling me that."

"Sai, Shut up….annoying."

'ENOUGH GODDAMN ITTHIS JOB IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME I SWARE TO GOD IT WILL BE!" Bellowed Tsunade. "Now, I don't want to hear another damn word about this okay Naruto?"

"Yeah."

"Sakura?"

"Hai."

"Sasuke?"

"Whatever."

"Sai?"

Sai just smiled.

"Good, now that that is over, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!-SHIZUNE! MORE SAKE!"

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Team 7 met at their usual training grounds for their first 'bonding exercise' but as usual Kakashi was late which made the tension eight times worse.

"Oi! Sakura-chan! Do you wanna get some ramen later with me, Teme, and Sai??"

"Er…I don't know Naruto….."

"Please!?!??!?!" Naruto begged with big sparkly anime eyes and everyone sweatdropped.

"Okay as long as you NEVER and I repeat NEVER do that again…."

"Yeah, we wouldn't want to inconvenience you, Ugly."

"Sai?" Asked Sakura sweetly.

"Yeah?"

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Sakura punched Sai in the gut and created a crater. Blood trickled down the side of Sai's mouth.

"Next time…..shut up…"

"Hmph…will do Ugly."

"Sai better be careful, Sakura-chan might actually kill him." Thought Naruto.

"Just as I thought I could leave you four……"Said Kakashi holding on to Sakura's shoulders to keep her from murdering Sai."Enough is enough." He let go of Sakura's shoulders. "Sakura, control your temper…"

"Whatever, just keep them away from me."

"okay, so I decided we're going to start from the beginning. We're doing that exercise we did when you got finished in the academy. I'll go first.

My name is Hatake Kakashi. My hobbies, reading. My dreams, don't have any. As for my likes and dislikes….i don't wanna tell you."

"Well one more piece of information than last time."Said Sakura.

"Naruto, you're next."

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto! Dattebayo! My hobbies are eating ramen! Dattebayo! My dream is to become Hokage! Dattebayo! I like ramen and my girlfriend! Dattebayo! I dislike people who dis my friends and ramen! Dattebayo!"

"Hn. Dobe."

"TEME!"

"SHUT UP!" Yelled Kakashi. Everyone sweatdropped.

"Sakura, your turn."

"My name is Haruno Sakura. My hobbies are reading and training. My dream is to become the most powerful kuniochi and medic nin and surpass Lady Tsunade. I like hanging out with my friend and I dislike arrogant, egotistical people and this stupid ass exercise."

"Sasuke…"

"Hn. My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I don't have hobbies. My dream is to restore my clan. I like tomatoes and I dislike loud, annoying people."

"And finally Sai."

"my name is Sai. I like to draw. I don't have a dream as well. I like irritating ugly and I don't like people who hurt my friends.

"Well, that wasn't as painful as I thought it would be now was it?"Said Kakashi.

"Whatever."

"Stupid crap."

"Annoying…"

*smile*

"Now we are going to have circle time!!!!!"

"WTF!?!??!!"

"Okay so everyone gets 1 piece of paper to draw their perception of the person on this team that irritates you the most!!!! Okay so here are the crayons, paper, and SAFETY scissors…we don't want anyone to get 'accidently' hurt….right Sakura?"

*glare*

"Okay…..so begin!" Then Kakashi opened up Icha Icha Paradise and blocked out all noise.

"This is so stupid."Complained Naruto.

"Just shut up and do it, dobe."

"TEME!"

"DOBE!"
"TEME!"
"DOBE!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Sorry Sakura-chan!"

"Hn."

5 minutes later

"Okay let's see what we got here!"

Sakura drew a picture of everyone on the team with herself punching them all in the face.

Sasuke drew Naruto drowning in ramen.

Naruto drew Sasuke getting his face drop kicked.

Sai drew a picture of Sakura yelling or what Sai called bitching.

And Kakashi sweatdropped.

"Okay well this is a start…I guess…I think…I hope…..Well that's it for today so you're dismissed."

"ALRIGHT!!! RAMEN TIME!"

"Jesus Christ…"

"Let's get this over with……dobe…"

"WHAT DID YA SAY TEME!?!?!?!?!?"

"What? Did I stutter? I said let's-get-this-over-with-….DOBE" Spat Sasuke putting extra emphasis on the dobe.

"Oh God…help me…"

"Sorry Ugly, you're gonna have to deal with it….."

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