A/N: Okay, this is a little crazy one-shot that one of my best friends Taylor and I came up with thanks to four random words (:[For NCISchick]

One night Tony and Ziva were walking nowhere in particular after sexy dancing at a club with each walked past a random bar called 'J-Bar' and heard a high pitched sort of manly voice belting out I'm Too Sexy from inside the bar.

"That sounds like..." Tony said, trailing off. "MCGEE!"

''No it can't be!" excitedly exclaimed Ziva.

Tony and Ziva both turned on their heels and headed back towards J-Bar

Inside they found McGee dancing on the table, drunk, showing off some of the moves Ziva and Tony had been using themselves earlier.

"I'm too sexy for my shirt" sung McGee as he begun to fumble with his shirt buttons.

"Oh god..." Ziva said, putting her hand over her eyes, when she took her hand away McGee's shirt was being flung over the crowd straight at Tony.

"EWWWWWW! NERD SHIRT!" Tony shrieked throwing McGee's shirt at Ziva, she rolled her eyes at Tony, grabbed McGee's shirt and Tony's hand and started to make her way through the crowd that was growing around McGee.

As they got closer to McGee's table Ziva caught sight of him fumbling with his belt and removing it.

When McGee had successfully removed his belt he begun swinging it around and accidentally hit a woman on the back, her boyfriend was NOT pleased.

Tony and Ziva could sense a fight coming on so they decided now was time to intervene.

By the time they pushed their way though the crowd McGee was off the table talking to the woman's boyfriend.

"You know you have pretty ass" McGee slurred and stumbled.

"Okay time to go home McDrunk" said Tony as him and Ziva each grabbed one arm and escorted him out of the club.

The morning after:

Tony and Ziva turned up at McGee's door and knocked for ten was getting really impatient so she picked his lock and walked into his bedroom, finding no one there.

McGee walked out of the bathroom with no pants on completely unaware of Tony and Ziva's presence.

"Whoa McGee put some pants on!" said Tony in disgust as he covered his eyes.

"How the… why are you in my apartment?" questioned McGee.

"Well we did politely knock and wait for you to answer the door, we were out there for ten minutes so I picked the lock because you took to long, we are here to see if you are alright after your night of embarrassment" replied Ziva.

"Last night.. What did I do last night?" asked McGee.

"Never mind that Probie, care to explain the wet patch on your bed?" said Tony gesturing to the large yellow patch in the middle of McGee's bed.

"Oh.. mm… well I don't know how it happened but I somehow forgot where the toilet was, so I just decided I would go in my bed" McGee answered, ashamed.

"Ahh.. Too much information, anyway off to work, enjoy your day with a hangover!" laughed Tony as Ziva and himself walked out of his apartment, leaving McGee in there.

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