(A\N Inspired by a basketball player Geico commercial... Yeah...)
Darth Maul ran across the mall (LOLZ!), looking for his next victom. He ran up to a cashier at Icing, killed her with his lightsaber and shouted "YOU JUST GOT MAULED!" Yeah... He was randomly killing people so he can shout 'You just got Mauled' at the top of his lungs. Nice, Darth Maul. Nice. He ran up to a giant stuffed animal in the window, killed it (of course) aaaannnd shouted "YOU JUST GOT MAULED!" Savage tried to help him with his new version of p0wned, but he JUST GOT MAULED! "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Maul laughed crazily, earning him some odd looks. Cue two dudes playing the guitar. "Ya know, people with Geico are really happy." His ol' pal looked at him. "And how happy are they?" He asked. "Happier than Darth Maul kill- OH!" The dude didn't finish 'cause he was killed my Maul. "YOU JUST GOT MAULED! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" Dude NO 2 looked at his friend. "... I knew this job was dangerous..."
Geico, a insurance company with a crazed Zabrak on the loose and a talking lizard.
(A\N Got that right, Mr. Commercial Narrator Dude! *Yelling is heard* OMG IT'S DARTH MAUL! AAAH-)