Author's Notes: Okay so yea here I am starting a new fanfiction. I love fanfiction and the thoughts play in my head. They come and they go and I have to write them down while they are there. So here we go, something new that I hope you guys like. Will be updated other stories so don't panic.
Chapter 1: There's Been An Accident.
Teresa Lisbon was losing her mind. If someone would have told her that a year ago not only would she be a successful FBI agent, she would also be the mother of the best 8-month old in the world she would tell them they were nuts. Yet here she was, trying her best to find her left shoe, and figure out what the hell her kid had done with her badge. She wouldn't have to worry about this if her better half was there, but he wasn't. Where was he? She had no clue, he left late the past night and told her that he was working on a surprise. She cringed thinking about his surprises, the last surprise he had was making a home for them in the middle of nowhere. As she looked around in there little home, she decided to take it back; when it came to surprises sometimes Patrick Jane knew what he was doing. She was pulled from her thoughts and search by the ringing of her phone.
"Please tell me you are on your way." She answered.
"I would to tell you that, but something came up, and it looks like I'm going to be stuck here until this afternoon. Is everything okay? How's James?" He smiled thinking of the little one.
"At times James is too much like you, hiding things. I can't find my badge, we're going to be late." She sighed.
"Well I would say that since I'm not there, that it has been placed in the cookie jar. Since you think it's okay for a kid to eat cookies forever, I'm thinking that on one of the trips to the jar, it was placed there for safe keeping."
He took this silence to smile. He knew that she was probably walking slowly to the jar, hoping for once that he wasn't right, but he knew James. She knew James, well James was James. He heard a swear and then she was back on the line.
"I'm guessing it was there." He said with a smirk.
"Yes it was there, so will you be home for dinner?"
"Yes I will be home in time for dinner, but I'm thinking today might be a long one. So you just do your job and pick up our bundle from daycare and I'll bring something home for the three of us."
"That sounds great. Don't make me have to bail you out." She faked scorned.
"I promise I'm not up to anything bad. Love you."
"As I love you. Later Jane.
"Later Lisbon." He replied and hung up.
He and Lisbon had been married over a year but they still couldn't stop calling each other about their respected surnames. Sure technically and legally Teresa was a Jane now, but she didn't use it for her work because people still felt like calling her Lisbon like it was autopilot. It would feel weird that he called her Jane. Even though he loved the fact that she was one. He had to get back to his current predicament.
"Do you think you were on the phone long enough?" a voice of desperation called out.
"I had to call her. If I don't call her she comes, and I don't think that you want the FBI here right now do you?" he asked the gentleman as he studied the device intently.
"Do you really think that you can get this off of me. I mean maybe you should call it in. Do that right, isn't that protocol for cops?"
"Is the robber really giving me advice on this type of thing?" he asked smiling.
He had seen this type of bomb a million times. He had watched videos, and even watched the actual bomb squad he knew what he was doing."
"No worries, I did a stint with the bomb squad. Besides no one knows I'm here, or how we're related and I am keeping it that way. I'm a changed man, I don't need you around my family."
"Gee thanks."
"I didn't mean it that way. It's just I've changed. I'm not doing anything that can jeopardize the life that Lisbon, James, and I have."
"Really? You named your kid James?" he asked in nonbelief.
"Yes, it's a strong name." he told him cutting the wire.
"Oh shit."
Teresa Lisbon was pissed. Her husband had told her that he was coming home in a few hours, and now it was the end of the day and he was nowhere in sight. Not to mention she had one angry and cranky kid that was starving because she was trying to wait on her husband before spoiling dinner. Now she was grabbing her keys, and heading out to a drive thru to have chicken nuggets and fries and think of ways to kill her husband.
She opened her door to find two uniformed officers there. She was no iditot, this was it. This was the end.
"Why are you here?" she asked calmly.
"Ma'am are you Mrs. Teresa Jane?" the female asked calmly.
"I'm Special Agent Teresa Lisbon of the FBI. I don't need to be coddled, where the hell is my husband?" she asked taking James in her arms.
"Mrs. Jane, I'm sorry there's been an accident."
End Notes: Aint I a stinker? LOL more soon tonight.