Blackie: I AM STILL FREAKING ALIVE!
Goldie: -rubs her ears- I noticed that .
Kai: oh great, now what do you have up your sleeve?
Blackie:...nothing important...
Kai: . Oh really?
Blackie: Honestly! It's nothing important!
Kai: Sure, Blackie, sure.
Goldie: Let's get a move on shall we?
Blackie: Alright alright...
Goldie+Kai:...
Blackie:...what?
Goldie: Disclaimer you idiot.
Blackie: Why do you expect me to say it!
Rei: Blackie doesn't own Beyblade, don't ever expect her to say the disclaimer anytime soon
Blackie: Wow, I really feel loved.
Rei: Don't get too comfy.
Blackie: XP
Secrets of the Closet Pervert
"This isn't ordinary mail!"
Rei's ear twitched when he heard Tyson from outside of his room. He sat up groggily from his afternoon napand heard voices run by. Being the curious one he is he went over to see Max, Tyson and Kenny huddled around in a group looking at something.
"Hey guys, whatcha looking at?"
"Gyah!" all three boys whipped around, then became relieved once they knew it was Rei, then Tyson whispered, "Come here Rei, you gotta check this out too."
"Check out what?" Rei asked allowed, but was quieted when all three made a panicked 'shh' at the neko. Rei raised an eyebrow and went closer to the trio, "So what's this little secret you got going on?"
Tyson looked around then pulled out the envelope, "I got the mail this morning and this is what I found for Kai."
Rei rose an eyebrow, then looked at the address. Sure enough it was for the infamous fire bird. All over the envelope it said 'For VIP Members Only'. The four of them stared at the envelope, anxiousness building.
"So what are we going to do with it?" Kenny asked.
"Open it of course! Let's see if there's any money in it." Tyson said, taking the envelope getting ready to open it with a greedy smile. Max frowned in disapproval and took it from Tyson.
"If that's all you care about, then we shouldn't open this at all."
"C'mon Max, you know I'll share the booty." Tyson protested, trying to take the envelope back. Max glared and pulled a bit on the envelope., "No, whatever is Kai's business should stay that way, so leave his stuff alone."
"No C'mon Max, give it!"
Rei and Kenny watched the tug of war sequence between Max and Tyson before the envelope finally ripped in half, it's contents floating down to the floor. Rei sighed and went over to pick the papers up, "Now look what you two did, the papers are everywhere-"
Rei stopped cold when he looked at one of the papers, his eyes wide and a big blush crept on his cheeks. Kenny was ready to look over his shoulder, but Rei swiftly took his glasses off, "This isn't something you should see!"
"Ah! Rei, gimme my glasses back!"
Rei didn't answer, still staring at the picture, Max and Tyson looked over, their faces also turning red in embarrassment. Rei stuttered as he read the words on the paper.
"P-Play Kitty! W-what the hell is this!" Kenny snatched back his glasses and looked as well, his jaw dropped insanely low and he gaped, backing away from the picture of a male neko-jin naked on all fours showing off his tail behind. Tyson took the paper and blushed a bit, "I'm guessing it's porn, and not just any porn, hybrid porn."
"Hybrid porn?" Max asked, blushing, "Isn't Rei a hybrid?"
"Oh shut up." Rei muttered, "Just what the heck is that doing here for Kai anyway?"
"Not only that, you have Curiosity Seduced the Neko-jin, Foxy Fantasies, Party Animals...he's got the whole load." Tyson said, reading off the papers as Max looked at one.
"There's gotta be a reason, I mean, you never know guys. It could be coincidental and they just so happened to have the address to our place under Kai's name."
"Or is it?" Tyson asked suspiciously. Rei rose an eyebrow, "What do you mean, or is it?"
"You never know, if it says VIP member, they must mean that Kai has been a customer for a while. So this isn't just a random pick off the phone book you know."
Kenny blushed, "So this is why Kai wanted to borrow my laptop."
"You mean-" Tyson started and Kenny nodded.
"Dizzi is always turned off so Kai could work on something, he always said he was going to email Tala, I didn't think he would be ordering porn off my laptop."
"And how long has this been going on?" Tyson asked, raising an eyebrow.
"It was only once! Kai said that the Internet cafe was closed at the time. And every time I asked him something he said he was going to give me extra laps during training."
"First him ordering porn and going to an Internet cafe? This just gets better and better."
Max picked up the last of the papers and then the catalog, "Hopefully Kai won't be expecting this anytime soon-"
"Expecting what?"
"AH!" All four boys whipped around hiding the papers behind their backs. Kai rose an eyebrow, slightly sweaty from doing some training (obviously, when does he not do training? --) The Russian frowned a bit from the silence of no one answering his question so he repeated it, only louder and more firm, "I said, expecting what?"
"Uhhhhh, Coffee Kai?" Rei said quickly steering Kai away from the living room. After Kai was in a far enough range the three younger boys sulked and fell over in relief. They looked at each other then at the papers.
"Maybe it's a mistake, maybe they just sent it to Kai because he's hot or something." Tyson suggested, placing his head to his palm. Max shrugged, "Or maybe there's another Kai somewhere and they ended up putting Hiwatari on the address label and just so happened to end up with our address?"
"Like we said before, Max. That's too coincidental," Kenny said, straightening his glasses, "It has to be Kai's. It says his name on it."
"So what do we do about it?" Max asked, putting his hands to his head, "It's not like we're going to ask Kai about it."
"Oh that'll be a nice conversation," Tyson said, "I can just picture it now, all of us in the living room and Rei just suddenly asks, 'So Kai, you have a lot of hybrid porn, is it because you want to get it on with me?' Yep, definitely see it happening."
"I don't see Rei saying that, but I guess it's best that we don't bring the subject up to Kai...ever." Kenny said, standing up, "Well throw these papers away and make sure that they're never seen again."
"What's the fun in that?" Tyson asked, "We're going to find out if it really belongs to Kai. We're going to plan it out first, see if Rei could use his stealth to help us out and break into Kai's room-"
"Oh no, we're not going to break into anyone's room." Kenny said, pouting, "This is wrong, we should just leave Kai alone, this his business and his business only."
"Aw c'mon chief." Tyson said, then looked at Max who had an uneasy look, "Max, not you too."
"Tyson, would you want people to invade your sex life?"
"What sex life?" Tyson asked, then placed his hands on Max and Kenny's shoulder, "Wouldn't it be nice to actually have something to get back at Kai for once after waking us up at ridiculous hours to train, bossing us around to do impossible tasks and running laps for hours on end? Wouldn't you like to get back after all that?"
"Well...I dunno.." Max said, crossing his arms. Kenny thought for a while, then sighed, "But still, that isn't anyway to treat our captain, because for one it would make us stoop down to his level and two, he could probably find a way to punish us dearly."
"But it would be worth it you know. Its a one chance of a life time to give Kai what he deserves." Tyson said, bouncing his eyebrows.
Max looked up to the ceiling in a thinking position, Kenny crossed his arms and looked at the floor. Tyson thought for a moment and then said, "I'll even put in a box of pixi stix and new software for beyblades in too."
"Deal." Both younger boys chirped.
Rei poured some coffee into a cup for the Russian who had his head rested on the palm of his hand. The older male was watching the Chinese boy as he went to get something for himself. Kai sighed dreamily as Rei bent over to get some milk from the refrigerator.
The younger male turned his head, finding Kai staring at him in a dazed fashion. He didn't move where he was, but he tilted his head a little, "Is there something else you wanted Kai?"
The Russian sat there for a minute, staring at Rei's perfectly round ass, starting to list down in his brain of what he really did want from the neko-jin, from his lips, to his hair, to his ass and his virginity. After stressing out those items that he wanted to himself and to only himself and that he would swear one day that the day will come when he will wake up finding Rei sleeping next to him nude and wrapped up in his arms.
That's when the Russian finally noticed that Rei was still waiting for an answer from he. So he coughed, leaning back in his chair, "No, I'm good."
Rei rose an eyebrow, then went back to look for something else in the refrigerator. Kai sighed inwardly to himself, figuring that it won't be anytime soon when he'll have his chance.
Just as the silence was just about to get awkward, the phone rang. Figuring that Kai wasn't going to get it, Rei went to the phone and picked it up, putting the cordless to his ear, "Hello?"
"Hello this is the manager from 'Sensual Sanctuary' I'm here to reply to your call about your request?" The person on the other line said. Rei blinked curiously, "Sensual what?"
That was just then where Kai was drinking his coffee when Rei said that, which caused Kai to gag and choke on his coffee, causing him to cough a bit in pain due to the liquid going down the wrong pipe.
"Sensual Sanctuary, I'm here to ask what your request was, sir." The manager said chuckling.
Rei blinked, he didn't remember asking for a request from Sensual Sanctuary . Plus he doesn't even know what the request even was. He scratched his head a bit, not noticing Kai was still trying to recover that Rei was talking to the manager of a porno company.
"But I don't know what you're talking about...what kind of request are you talking about?" Rei asked, maybe it was some sort of weird thing that Tyson signed up for to get free food he figured.
Before the manager said anything to Rei, Kai took the phone from the Chinese boy and retreated the room before Rei could ask anything. Rei stared for a minute and crossed his arms, finding this rather suspicious, but he just couldn't put a finger on it.
"Hey Rei! We need to talk to you!"
"Huh?" Rei turned to the voice of Tyson with Max and Kenny right behind him. He looked at the three of them and rose an eyebrow, arms still crossed, "Well, what did you want to talk to me about?"
Tyson gave a soft grin and said, "We're going to see what Kai's hiding, to see if he really is ordering porn. Since knowing him, he probably won't give us a straight answer."
"Apparently not. He'll probably say that it was just a misunderstanding, but Tyson says that it's not the case." Kenny said, sighing.
"Because I don't believe in just coincidence!" Tyson said, pouting.
Max shook his head and patted Tyson in the head, "I don't think it's the reason, it's just you're too stubborn to just settle for that answer. Plus, you hate being wrong."
"Exactly!" Tyson cried then paused, and looked at Max, "Wait a minute..."
That caused the three of them minus Tyson to start laughing at the male. Tyson looked at the three and then started whining, "Hey! I didn't get it at first before! Stop picking on me you guys!"
"So you'll still do the request for me?"
"Of course Mr. Hiwatari. We've made the specific deals and we have everything ready, all we need is the specific props." The manager said on the phone smiling.
"..Then tell me what you need from me." Kai said, getting a pad of paper, writing down various things on it, "Mmhmm, okay...yeah..I'll get those for you...where do you want me to meet you at?"
"At the HQ, you've already been there before. So I'm guessing you won't get lost. Right?"
"Of course not." Kai said in a firm voice. He was definitely not the type to get lost.
"Very well, I'll see you around 8 o'clock sharp."
Kai then heard the small click, then silence. Then he too hung the phone up.
Rei: You're evil
Blackie: I know
Kai: You're a sadist
Blackie: I know
Tyson: You do notice everyones going to get mad because you haven't updated Yang Yin ChaosOR One Night Stand Forever OR Guardian Demon
Blackie: I know .
Max: -sigh- Read and review.