Pressure
by Joseph and Darius
No copyright infringement intended.
NOTE: This one's a short parody of the SpongeBob series.
"You know, Mario, sometimes, it's nice to hang up my flying wings and watch the clouds roll by." said Yoshi, Mario's dinosaur buddy.
"Yep, and just relax." Mario said.
"Relax."
"Hey, a-Yosh, don't you know what that cloud looks like?" Mario asked.
"What?" Yoshi asked back.
"A flower." Mario said.
"They all look like flowers, Mario. All the time." Yoshi said.
"They sure-a do." Mario said back.
"You know, normally, I'd offer to race you to the top of Donut Plains. But I don't want to miss out on a second." Yoshi said.
"Me-a either. Besides, who-a wants to get-a dirty anyway?" said Mario.
"Yeah, and sweaty. Besides, I think we all know who'd get to the top first." Yoshi said.
"Boy, that's funny. That sounded you said could beat me at a climbing contest." Mario said.
"Of course I can! I'm a Yoshi. See?" Yoshi points to his saddle on his back. It looks like a shell, though.
"I thought that meant you were ridden on." Mario was confused.
"Nope, that means I'm one born climber. I'm from my island, and nothing prepares you for climbing than growing up on this good ol' Dino land." Yoshi said.
Mario laughed. "Land-shmand-a, it's all about finger strength, buddy, and if there's anything we've got, it's finger strength!" Mario's fingers flex. "What do you say to that, Mr. Dino?"
Yoshi was already halfway there. "I say I'm already halfway there!" Mario can't believe that Yoshi was climbing the top of Donut Plains...