InuYasha Random Haiku

by - KaiXiang and Nami

These are just some haiku that my friend and me thought up of when we were hyper and stuff. And don't take these offensively if they do offend you all right? It's all in fun. Some shonen-ai-ish things in one or two of them.

=Miroku=

I am but a monk

Appearance so innocent

Let me feel your ass

=InuYasha=

Half breed dog demon

I want my tetsusaiga

To slice Kagome

--

Want to kill 'Fluffy'

Kagome is such a wench

Let's screw Miroku

=Sango=

Lost little brother

Fight with my big boomerang

Stop it Miroku!

=Kikiyo=

Ever so depressed I want revenge for my death DIE INUYASHA!! -- Shot InuYasha Then got reincarnated I should have stayed dead

=Sesshomaru=

Fluffy so pretty I want to play with his fluff Can not see his tail

=Shippo=

Shippo is so cute He has a big poofy tail And he likes to bite

=Sota=

I want to be brave InuYasha is pretty Want to marry him*

=InuYasha/Miroku/Shippo=

When InuYasha Got caught screwing Miroku

Shippo went in shock

*I don't think Sota wants to marry him, just couldn't think of anything to stick in there.

*point to the review button and give puppy dog eyes*