A/N: Hi! I'm Jessi. I'm uploading from iPad, this feels kinda weird, and I didn't really edit, so please excuse my mistakes. Okay, my Microsoft has been messed up, so I couldn't type or post anything for like, 6 months, but I have found a way around the problem so I can finally post! (I cannot help but suspect that there was Cahillinterferance)

SO. The following are a collection of interviews I recorded with the clue hunters. Unfortunately, you cannot listen to them, because I signed a secrecy contract promising not to speak of it. Why they bothered with the interviews if I couldn't even say anything about it was kinda weird, but they said nothing about typing the interviews, now did they? Haha, I am a genius. So, dive in to my first interview, with…. Amy.

Amy:…

Jessi:….

Amy: Um, aren't you supposed to be, you know, asking questions?

Jessi: Well that depends.

Amy: On what?

Jessi: On whether you're done asking questions.

Amy: I haven't asked any questions…. Have I?

Jessi: You're at three.

Amy: No I'm not.

(The last minute of the recording is played)

Amy: Oh….

Jessi: How about you just let me ask the questions from now on?

Amy: But you haven't been aski- *deep breath* Never mind.

Jessi: Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?

Amy: What?

Jessi: Didn't we just go over the question thing? It doesn't have to be Edward or Jacob, any of the Twilight characters will do, but what team are you on? America wants to know.

Amy: But this is a private interview America will never here this. And I thought this was about the clue hunt.

Jessi: Would you please just let me do the interview and answer the freaking question?

Amy: Team Jacob.

Jessi: Hm. I thought with your taste you would've gone for the British guy.

Amy: What's that supposed to mean? And since when is Edward British?

Jessi: He was in Harry Potter, of course he's British.

Amy: I don't have a taste for British guys!

Jessi: Ian will be very disappointed to hear that. Though I suppose Evan will be relieved.

Amy: This interview is for the clue hunt, not my love life!

Jessi: SO YOU ADMIT IAN IS A PART OF YOUR LOVE LIFE!

Amy: NO HE'S NOT!

Jessi: Shesh. No need to yell at the innocent interviewer. You don't have to get so aggressive with me. I apologize, I didn't realize how much denial you were in about Ian. *Holds up hands*

Amy: I am not aggressive and I am NOT in denial about Ian, especially when there is nothing to be in denial about.

Jessi: Yes, that doesn't sound like denial at all. I shall save mention of Korea for our next interview.

Amy: There is not going to be a next interview.

Jessi: It's in your contract. I get to interview you twice if I want. And I want. Maybe on a day when you're less difficult.

Amy: I'M NO-

Jessi: So Amy, what are the 39 clues?

Amy: You know I can't tell you that. That was in your contract.

Jessi: Eh. Worth a shot. You Madrigal's and your contracts.

Amy: Anything else? It's cold in here.

Jessi: You are just not happy today. Complaining, yelling, denial, being uncooperative, and asking questions when I'm the interviewer. And for making me use italics. I don't like when I have to use italics, it implies rage and frustration.

Amy: What are you using italics for?

Jessi: Nothing.

Amy: You signed a contract. You can't talk about any of this.

Jessi: Yes, bookworm, I know. Shesh, who peed in your cheerios this morning?

Amy: That's disgusting.

Jessi: Someone needs a Happy Meal.

Amy: You sound like Dan.

Jessi: Before he got depressed, you mean?

Amy: What are you talking about? Dan's not depressed.

Jessi: Yes he is. After the Hunt ended he got all bored and lonely and sad. He's only happy when he's in a life threatening situation. I know the hunt changes people, but I don't think it usually changes people like that.

Amy: I'm not talking about this.

Jessi: Fine.

Amy: Fine.

Jessi: Fine.

Amy: Fine.

Jessi: What was your favorite part of the Clue Hunt? See what you've done? You've me go on to the boring questions.

Amy. When it was over.

Jessi: And I get boring answers.

Amy: Well boring can be good.

Jessi: Not at the moment.

Amy: You just can't be pleased.

Jessi: What's your favorite book?

Amy: I don't have a favorite, I like them all.

Jessi: I see we have common ground.

Amy: It's about time.

Jessi: You know else has common ground? You and Ian. You both went on an extreme Clue Hunt. If that doesn't bring two people closer together, I don't know what else does.

Amy: There were other Clue Hunters and I'm close with all of them.

Jessi: Yes, but you'll never be as close to Evan as you are with Ian. Evan missed all the action.

Amy: Well he's here now.

Jessi: That might not be enough.

Amy: Are you trying to make me mad?

Jessi: It is rather entertaining.

Amy: Your times up. *Amy is looking at clock above my head*

Jessi: I didn't realize I had a time limit.

Amy: You didn't read the contract at all, did you?

Jessi: Back to the questions from you. And no, not really. I got the gist of it though. I can't speak of the interview or ever show anyone the recording, or suffer the consequences. Rather threatening really.

Amy: I'm leaving.

Jessi: Will you be in a better mood next time?

Amy: No.

Jessi: Ah, but we don't know that. Maybe you and Ian will realize your passionate feelings for each other.

Amy: It's not happening.

Jessi: Do a cart wheel.

Amy: What?

Jessi: Your Grumpy. Cart wheels make people happy. Do a cart wheel.

Amy: They do not.

Jessi: Try it.

Amy: No.

Jessi: Yes. I am invoking my right as the supreme interviewer.

Amy: You're the only interviewer!

Jessi: Again with the italics. Do the cart wheel.

Amy: Fine!

*Amy does cart wheel and leaves*

Jessi (Murmuring): Don't think I didn't notice the smile on our face.

A/N So that was my interview with Amy. She was rather difficult, wasn't she? Anyways, Dan's up next. Any questions yall come up with, just leave it on a review and I'll add it to Dan's interview. Thanks for reading!

Oh! And what teams are yall? Personally, I'm Team Jasper. Everything's bigger in Texas ;)

-Jessi