The Weekenders- It Comes To Three
Tino, Lor and Tish are at Tino's house.
Tino: Guys, we really need to talk about Carver.
Tish: Yeah. Lately, we've been having problems with him.
Lor: He thinks he' s so cool but he's not.
Tino: So, who's going to tell him?
Carver comes in the picture.
Carver: Tell me what?
Lor: Sit down. We need to talk.
Tish: We don't know if you've noticed but you're not one of us.
Carver: Of course I am. We hang out with each other everyday.
Tino: That's not the point. The creators of this show talked to the three of us and...
Carver: (angry) Wait a minute! You talked to the creators without me? FOR WHAT?
Lor: They thought it over and...
Tish: They think you should leave.
Carver: (pissed) WHAT!? WHY? IS IT BECAUSE I'M COOLER THEM YOU IDIOTS?! YEAH! THAT'S IT!
Tino: It's because you're black, Carv. The creators are racist and they only want white people in this show.
Tish: Except for Oprah. She's a cool person but Ellen is better.
Lor: No hard feelings?
Carver: (takes out a pistol and shoots Tish to death) Not for long.
Lor: Carver! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Carver: Something us black folks should have done when your white ancestors enslaved us!
Tino: But why did you shoot Tish?
Carver: She's going to start talking about stuff I don't understand.
Lor: Well you did the viewers of this show a favor.
Carver: Now, I'm going to have my own spin-off show.
Tino: How? The show's still on.
Carver: Easy. (shhots Tino and Lor) Black will prevail. Next, the Al Sharpton Show. But seriously, don't watch it.