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Payback
It was a nice sunny day on Pokitaru; the skies were clear and blue, the ocean waters were calm, and a soaked Lombax known as Ratchet, was being chased by an angry almost-furless Cazar.
"Sasha can you please stop chasing me. I said I was sorry." Ratchet said with a giggle then a small laugh.
Solana's favorite lombax and hero was trying to avoid being slaughtered by his friend because of a prank he did to her an hour ago.
One hour earlier (12:27 PM)
Ratchet was in the Jowai Resort carrying a brown box and a bottle of white liquid while walking inside a bathroom and closing it. He opened the brown box which revealed a green animal with a blue stripe that looked like a skunk! But this was no ordinary skunk; it was known as a tropical skunk due to the tropical enviornment and climate. The tropical skunk is very rare because they weren't seen on other planets, the problem is their scents. The scent of a tropical skunk is worse than a regular one; the smell is so bad that it can go deep in the fur of a person and the smell won't last for a month or two...but there is a solution of getting rid the smell but Ratchet doesent know what it is. Ratchet placed the lid back on the box to prevent getting sprayed by the animal and set it aside. Then he picked up the bottle of shampoo that was in the shower, opened the cap, poured all of the shampoo in the toilet and flushed it. He poured the white liquid (hair dye) inside the shampoo bottle, closed the cap back really tight and placed it back in the shower. Ratchet exited from the shower and the person's room to the hallway.
He walked to his room but he noticed Sasha's door was open. So he walked near the room and peaked near the door only finding Sasha on the bed taking an afternoon nap. She was wearing a red t-shirt and blue shorts. He also noticed there was a pair of scissors on the counter near the T.V. and picked it up. "I guess she could use a haircut." He thought and a smirk appeared on his face. He walked close to the sleeping Cazar and began to clip off all of her hair on her arms, face and legs. Lucky for Ratchet Sasha is a heavy sleeper so he should have no problem waking up...
The begin to stirr and finally wakes up.
"Huh? What the? Ratchet? What are you doing in my room? And why do you have those scissors in your hand?" Sasha said before yawning.
"Um... What scissors?" Ratchet said, hiding the scissors behind his back.
"The scissors you hid behind your...wait a minute, whats that on the floor?" Sasha asked.
"Um...dirt." Ratchet lied.
"Thats not dirt...thats my fur you idiot!" Sasha responded before glancing at her arms and legs.
"RATCHET! You cliped the fur off my arms and legs!" Said the furious Cazar.
"That includes your face." Ratchet noted.
"WHAT!" She touches her face and it was also furless.
"I think I should go. Bye!" The lombax said quickly and jumping out of the resort's window and landing in the ocean water. A few minutes later he came out of the water soaking wet.
"Wait until I catch you Ratchet!" Sasha hissed before running to the first floor by using the stairs and headed out to the beach.
Present time
"Sorry is not gonna help you Ratchet. You've crossed the line today!" Sasha yelled.
"What line? I don't see a line anywhere." The lombax said still running.
"Don't play dumb with me Ratchet. I'm talking about you clipping the fur off my body!" Sasha responded.
"At least I didn't clip your...
Ratchet was cut off when he tripped on a rock and fell onto the soft sand which made the Cazar laugh a little and pined the Lombax with her arms and legs.
"This is why I hate rocks." Ratchet said. " Anyways whatever...*giggles*...your going to do to me please make gentle otherwise I'm going to...AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The Lombax began to laugh really hard because Sasha was half naked, in other words half bald.
"Will you stop laughing!" The Cazar ordered.
Ratchet couldn't stop laughing. He laugh so muched tears began to come out of his eyes.
"Thats it!" Sasha hissed before raising her hand preparing to hit the laughing Lombax.
Before she could strike the Lombax, Sasha smelled something that caught her off gaurd.
"What in Qwark's name is that smell! Don't tell you did something stupid...again?" The Cazar replied.
Ratchet stopped laughing and said..."First of all, stop blaming me because I clipped your fur off, second, what smell?"
Ratchet took a good inhale from is nose until a horrible oder came in and his eyes watered again but it was from the smell.
"Oh that smell." Ratchet said while holding his nose.
Then a tall white figure wearing a dark blue bikini suit walked towards them.
"Um Angela. Why is your fur white?" Sasha asked.
"Yeah; and why do you stink?" Ratchet asked before snickering.
"About twenty minutes ago I was about to take a shower until a green looking skunk sprayed me!"
"That explains the smell." Sasha replied.
"Anyways, I quickly turned on the shower and used this body wash to see if I could get rid of the smell. After five minutes of wahing and scrubbing, the smell wasn't going away."
"So how did your fur turn white?" The Cazar asked.
"I was getting to that. I realised that the body wash was actually hair dye." Angela responded with anger and confusion.
"The color looks kinda weird on you." Sasha replied.
"I know but who...wait a minute; why are you bald.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Ratchet laughed while pointing at both of them.
"Ask the laughing Lombax. You know what I think? I think Ratchet pranked you too." Sasha replied.
Both of the females focused their eyes on Ratchet and his laughter came to a halt.
"Uh-oh." He muttered.
"I figured you had something to with this." Angela said while walking closer to the male Lombax her fists clenched.
"Okay okay but before you guys try to slaughter me to death, can I say one thing."
"What!" The two femaled yelled.
"Bye." Ratchet responded before running for his life.
Sasha and Angela both growled before pursuing the Lombax.
I will update soon for those who read this chapter. But if you want can you help me by giving me some ideas. Since the story is M rated i don't mind if the idea being dirty. Anyways see ya later. :)