So I was watching Ghost Hunters one night, and then this happened. It's not my fault, I swear.
Oh, and Tony and Control don't belong to me. I'm just borrowing them and promise to put them back kinda sorta in the condition I found them. Relatively.
"Good morning, Control."
"Hello, Tony."
"Control?"
"Yes, Tony?"
"I could not help but notice that you are not in your office today."
"That's right Tony. I'm not."
"You are not in your office but right outside it."
"That's right."
"Control, may I be so bold as to inquire as to the purpose of your relocation? Or would I be delving too unreasonably into your personal affairs."
"Not at all, Tony. You see, my office has been haunted by a poltergeist."
"A poltergeist?"
"That's right."
"That would be from the German meaning "noisy-ghost, I believe, eh Control?"
"I believe so, Tony. In any case, this particular ghost has certainly made his share of noise around the office."
"I imagine that must be quite distracting."
"Yes, it is Tony. I have had the most difficult time in filling in all my paperwork, and on top of all that he has scared away all the pigeons."
"Oh dear. This has all become rather personal, hasn't it Control?"
"I'm afraid you're right, Tony."
"Control, I wonder, have you tried reasoning with this poltergeist?"
"Right, well, you see Tony, I have asked him most politely numerous times if he wouldn't kindly vacate my office at the hour of his earliest convenience, but thus far, my efforts have proved unfruitful."
"I say Control, this poltergeist sounds quite angry. Perhaps I may soothe it with a nice cup of coffee."
"What a wonderful idea, Tony. If you would just pop down and make a cup, and then, bring it back here, we may be able to soothe this ghost's ire."
-5 minutes, 48 seconds later-
"Here you are Mr. Poltergeist. Enjoy your coffee. I hope the poltergeist enjoys his coffee, Control. I found myself quite confounded, because I don't know how the Poltergeist likes his coffee."
"I hope so too, Tony. I should not like to be forced to work in this hallway indefinitely."
CRASH!
"Oh dear. I don't think our poltergeist was at all pleased with his cup of coffee. He seems to have smashed the cup against the door."
"This is most unfortunate, Tony. And I do not think Valerie will be at all pleased with the coffee stains now dripping onto the carpet."
"I say, Control?"
"Yes, Tony?"
"I've just had an idea."
"Splendid, Tony! May I hear it?"
"Certainly, Control. My idea was this. Could we not both go into your office together and have it out with this poltergeist? Perhaps if we firmly but politely assert ourselves, he will see reason."
"I think that is a capital idea, Tony."
"Thank you, Control. That is high praise coming from you."
"Not at all Tony. Shall we proceed?"
…
"Mr. Poltergeist?"
"grrrr…"
"Now, really Mr. Poltergeist, I've really had quite enough of-"
"GrrrrREEEEEOOOOOOOARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!"
…
"Right, well, I'll just have Valerie call up that exorcist again, shall I, Control?"