Jack was walking on the beach. He was humming the tune of "The Alphabet Song". " G..." he hummed. Just until he happens to find a very dangerous weapon along the shoreline... a rubber band. Jack bent over to pick it up. Just then, his pants ripped. He was a laughingstock. So Jack picked up the rubber band, the most dangerous weapon in all of Jamaica. Everybody ran to their mommies and was the only person left on the beach. Jack pointed and shot, but Gibbs ducked and ran, so Jack missed. "Dang it!" said Jack.