It was a normal, sunny day in the Potter house. Normal as a wizard house can get, anyway. There was always some sick, homicidal, psycho appearing in their chimney, but they learned how to deal by castrating them.

Anyway, Lily and James were enjoying a brunch of fried cock. (CHICKEN YOU SICKO) Suddenly, they heard the sound of someone shouting "DAMN YOU PIKACHU!" from the fireplace. They looked at each other in shock. "What's a Pikachu?" Suddenly a big, red and white ball bounced into the dining room and landed smack dab in the middle of their plate of cock.

Before they knew what was going on, they found themselves being sucked into the ball. Then they blacked out.

Ash stood up and walked back to the PokeStadium and finished his PokeMatch. He took a new PokeBall from his PokeBelt, and held it in his PokeGloved hand. "I AM VICTORIOUS!" he shouted. Then he PokeRan to his PokeMobile and PokeDrove to his super nifty PokeHouse.

When he got there, he dumped all his PokeBalls onto his PokeRug and started to PokeDance. After he was all PokeDanced out, he started to PokeSort his PokeBalls. After awhile he came to the PokeBall he had PokeCaptured Lily and James in. He opened it and saw Lily and James PokeBlacked out.

"PokeWow!" he exclaimed. "This is PokeSuperific"

He used his PokeMagical PokePotion to PokeRevive them. They weren't very PokePleased.

"PokeCool! It's nice to PokeMeet you."

"PokeShut up," James PokeSnapped.

"What is PokeWrong with you? Did you PokeWake up on the wrong side of the PokeBall?"

"PokeDie you PokePenis!" Lily PokeScreamed.

And Ash PokeDid.