A/N: if you don't like this then you suck! Ya'll are losers whose biggest fantasy is to have it off with some character in a book.
James Lily and Sirius sat around the table. It was now 3 am and their private party showed no signs of slowing down. The handle of vodka had long ago been empited. They were now halfway through their bottle of Kaluah.
"I'mmmmmmmmmmmmm boooorrrred," James slurred.
"Stop talking so sexily." whined Lily.
Sirius used this oppertunity to pass out.
"Let's hit the town," James drawled
"okey doke," agreed Lily.
The two went to the now closed shopping mall. The first place they hit was the toy shop. A severe wave of nausea came over them. They knew this because all the Barbie Dolls started to bounce up and down. Lily puked in the pink tea set and James tossed his cookies in the potty-training doll's toilet. That sobered them up a bit but the smell was too much so they left the store.
This particular mall contianed a tavern. Lily and James broke into the tavern and had a great time role-playing. They switched from being the bartender to the coustmer to the shot glass.
Lily was currently the bartender, but once she poured the drink onto James's bellybutton, she bacame the customer. They were both really sloshed by then and they found the sitiuation very funny.
James's hair tickled Lily's lips. At this Lily became very angry. She
smashed the empty bottle over James's head. The bottle was plastic so it didn't really hurt him, but the scream she let out did.
"YOU KILLED MY LIPS YOU POO...POO...POO...YOU POOBRA!"
Lily took another shot from James's stomach and then they both hijacked a car and drove it into a McDonald's. There was brain tissue everywhere and when the manager came to work in the morning and saw the mangled body parts, he quickly scraped up whatever he could find and put it into the grinder. The couple lived, because it was all shaved cat body parts that the manager found.
Fin
James Lily and Sirius sat around the table. It was now 3 am and their private party showed no signs of slowing down. The handle of vodka had long ago been empited. They were now halfway through their bottle of Kaluah.
"I'mmmmmmmmmmmmm boooorrrred," James slurred.
"Stop talking so sexily." whined Lily.
Sirius used this oppertunity to pass out.
"Let's hit the town," James drawled
"okey doke," agreed Lily.
The two went to the now closed shopping mall. The first place they hit was the toy shop. A severe wave of nausea came over them. They knew this because all the Barbie Dolls started to bounce up and down. Lily puked in the pink tea set and James tossed his cookies in the potty-training doll's toilet. That sobered them up a bit but the smell was too much so they left the store.
This particular mall contianed a tavern. Lily and James broke into the tavern and had a great time role-playing. They switched from being the bartender to the coustmer to the shot glass.
Lily was currently the bartender, but once she poured the drink onto James's bellybutton, she bacame the customer. They were both really sloshed by then and they found the sitiuation very funny.
James's hair tickled Lily's lips. At this Lily became very angry. She
smashed the empty bottle over James's head. The bottle was plastic so it didn't really hurt him, but the scream she let out did.
"YOU KILLED MY LIPS YOU POO...POO...POO...YOU POOBRA!"
Lily took another shot from James's stomach and then they both hijacked a car and drove it into a McDonald's. There was brain tissue everywhere and when the manager came to work in the morning and saw the mangled body parts, he quickly scraped up whatever he could find and put it into the grinder. The couple lived, because it was all shaved cat body parts that the manager found.
Fin