Me: Hello, everyone! I'm StrawberryDream15, but you can all call me Hana-chan. Nice to meet you!

Vanilla: Hi!

Cafe: Bonjour, Hana-chan.

Chocolat: Ugh, another newbie? Seriously, we've already got too many talented writers here, so GET LOST.

Me: ...DX

Vanilla: Gosh, Chocolat! You're so mean! Blunt snob...

Chocolat: Fat loser!

Vanilla: Rude fairy!

Chocolat: Old hag!

Caramel: Don't fight, desu!

Cafe: Oui. We must get back to the story, no?

Vanilla: Right...

Chocolat: Well, it's going to be boring for sure. This Hana-chan or whatever person seems like an uninteresting writer.

Me: *Growls at Chocolat, then turns back to audience and smiles* DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN YUMEIRO PATISSIERE!

"Ch-Chocolat?" Kashino rubbed his eyes and yawned. "What time is it?"

"K-Kashino! Y-You're up? Well, um...eto..." Chocolat stuttered.

"What is it, Chocolat?" Kashino sleepily reached over to his bedside drawer and grabbed the alarm clock. His eyes bugged out when he saw the time.

"OH MY COUVERTURE! CH-CHOCOLAT! CLASS STARTED FIVE MINUTES AGO! WHY IN THE WORLD DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP?" Kashino frantically scrambled out of bed and ran to the bathroom.

"A-Ah...Well...You were just sleeping so peacefully and all. Plus, you were training until 3 AM this morning, so I just figured that you were really tired and-"

"Patissiers don't have time to sleep, Chocolat!" Kashino hurriedly combed his hair. "Especially when they're supposed to be in class! Oh, could you please hand me my toothbrush?" The panicked blond-haired guy struggled into his clothes.

"Uh, Kashino, that's-"

"HURRY, CHOCOLAT! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME ANY LATER THAN I ALREADY AM!"

Chocolat sighed and obeyed the sadist's orders. "You're overreacting," she muttered. Kashino was too distracted to hear her.

"Great, I have my bag. Now, let's GO." Kashino practically flew out the door. Chocolat trailed close behind.

The pair burst out of the dormitory doors and headed for the kitchen.

"Um...Kashino..."

"Not now, Chocolat. I'm late for the first time in my life!" He sped even faster towards the building.

"But...your...Oh, whatever. He'll find out eventually..." Chocolat snickered.

Chocolat: Is this really it?

Me: What? Was it seriously too short? I thought it was...=(

Chocolat: *Snorts* This proves how inexperienced you are in writing. TOLD YOU...

Vanilla: It wasn't that bad...

Cafe: Needs work. You obviously didn't credit Satsuki's beauty in your writing. Or mine. How disappointing...*Turns to mirror to check self-appearance*

Me: GRR! It's just the first chapter, remember! AND it's my first fanfic!

Caramel: I liked it, desu!

Me: Aww! Thanks, Caramel! You're such a sweetie...*Glares at Chocolat and Cafe*...while THOSE TWO are just pure critics...!

Chocolat and Cafe: Hey!

Me: *Turns to audience* PLEASE REVIEW! CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM ACCEPTED.

Vanilla: Hey, you forgot me! I'm a sweetie too...!