DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE OR ITS CHARACTERS. If I did, though, it would definitely have a fuck ton of yaoi, and Mello and Near would be regularly sexually active- with each other of course. Just no STD's... I don't need realism in my stories. Well, at least I don't need the complications of STD's and other unnecessary illnesses in my stories. You know, 'cuz I'm lazy... Who needs STD's anyway?

Chapter 1:

Excitement has been brewing lately at Wammy's. If you had been there, you'd have seen the electrifying wave of joy that had spread throughout the house of lively orphans. It was because of an event that was happening soon. The largest, most exciting, most exelerating time of the year was underway: the nation-wide exam. It was presented to the most genius children across England. Even to the ones that didn't meet Wammy's House's high quality standards. This was a stressful time for most regular geniuses partaking in this test, but it was a breeze for the top Wammy's students!

Although, this may not seem all that exciting. In fact, to most children, especially the one's not lucky enough to be in Wammy's house for gifted- and to be blunt- incomprehensibly genius children, might find it incredibly, brain-drainingly boring. However, the Wammy children were fired up and determined to pass the exam. And that was all because they would be rewarded handsomely, with a huge party, full of disco lights, a dance floor, punch, as much of soda as they are allowed, music, and so much more: creating a fully fledged rave!

They were promised this weeks ago by Roger, the head master of Wammy's, and the caretaker of all the children besides the other staff. Roger has been a trustworthy figure in the orphans' lives, and has been known to keep his promises. He knew how badly the children had been restrained, from misbehaving, from having junk food, candy, too much food, bad manners, not working hard enough, etc., and were pressured to be perfect, intelligent thinking machines in order to eventually take the place of the great L. With all of these rebellious children being forcefully groomed and molded into perfect students, he knew a lot of them would attempt to step out of line. And to tame them, perhaps to calm them down, he organized a party for them, along with the other teachers, that would take place two weeks after the test scores came in. So, once it was announced to the rowdy orphans, for one of the first times in forever did they scream and shout with excitement, and eagerly awaited for the two weeks to pass.

A/N: Hi, it's Hide Hirase here! (Not the actual one. I saw his/her name in the credits of Moana, and I thought the name was interesting, so I took it. :P) This chapter is purely amatuerish, and i'm not sure how I did. If you would be so kind, could you perhaps give me some feedback in the reviews? Thanks. Also, this is my first fic published on . I've tried writing fanfics before, but they've ended up horribly. So hopefully this one isn't gonna be so bad... Also, BTW, this is a WIP title, so if anyone can suggest a title for me to use, that would be great. (Sorry, i'm just not good with naming things.)