Jeff Probst walked onto a helicopter, with a pleased look on his face.

"It's been a long 29 seasons, and everyday we keep saying each one will be the last. Season 21, Season 26, but now we're going as far as Season 31! But until then, we have Survivor Dingo Canyon to get to!" smiled Jeff.

The contestants started to be lead out, by producers, onto a nearby plane.

"Last one remaining, as usual, wins a special prize; $1,000,000! Let me give you my perspective of each castaway as we begin the second battle of the sexes!"

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Name: Quistis Trepe

Species: Human

Job: Teacher

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Quistis is young, but she has a lot of experience in life as a teacher. She reminds me a lot of Raine Sage, the winner of Survivor Redemption Island. She could definitely pull out a win, but she can be naive, due to her age. We'll have to see what happens, because she has potential.

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Name: Erron Black

Species: Human

Job: Gunslinger

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: I love Erron Black. He's calm, he's cool, and he's very collected. He doesn't take any crap from anyone, and will go as his alliance wants him to go. I believe Erron has a good chance to win the game. However, if he can improve his social skills, he can do even better.

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Name: Meloetta

Species: Legendary Pokemon

Job: Pokemon

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Meloetta is our second genderless pokemon, and in a battle of the sexes its definitely weird to have a genderless player. But we had room, and it definitely fits in with the women over the men compared to Orbb. Also our first legendary pokemon to play the game, so it'll be fun.

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Name: Dr. Mario

Species: Human

Job: Doctor

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: Back in Lake Hylia, Dr. Mario was the second one eliminated in the Veteran's Island twist. As Veteran's Island is coming back for the second time, Dr. Mario is coming back as a full player. He's pretty arrogant as he claims to be, and that could either hurt him or help him in this game.

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Name: Juli 'Inkling'

Species: Squid Girl

Job: N/A

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Inkling is a rather strange newcomer. She's tough, she's brash, and she's full of sass. My worry for Inkling is her mouth. She can say things out of context that could hurt her game or someone else's game. I have faith in Inkling to put on a good show for us in the end.

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Name: Pikachu

Species: Pokemon

Job: Pokemon

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Pikachu's younger sister Pichu played this game in Kattlelox Island. Didn't last too long, but that didn't discourage neither sister from enjoying the show itself. Pikachu is a fashion model, and loves to cosplay. She's spunky, sweet, and straight to the heart. I think she'll be a fan favorite.

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Name: Zoe Trent

Species: Dog

Job: Pet

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Zoe reminds me a lot of Rarity in Prison Island. Rarity was somebody nobody liked at all, and it showed in the Finale where she got zero votes. I think the main difference between Zoe and Rarity is that Zoe is willing to get her hands dirty. She's not annoying and she's here to play.

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Name: Henry

Species: Human

Job: Dark Mage

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: We had Henry on a lock for Season 29, because we were going to have a parents vs children season with Fire Emblem characters. He and his son Gerome were part of it. Thankfully, Henry still wanted to play, and here he is. He's funny, weirdly clever, and someone who is a big threat.

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Name: Sunset Shimmer

Species: Human

Job: Student

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: In my opinion, there's only ever been one good My Little Pony contestant; Twilight Sparkle. She's the prodigy of Equestria's princess! In their alternate universe, that's Sunset. There, she's the prodigy and Twilight's someone different! I think Sunset has a great chance to do very well.

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Name: Lord Shinnok

Species: Elder God

Job: Ruler of the Netherrealm

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: Shinnok has to be embarrassed that all contestants from the Netherrealm have barely ever made it to the merge. Scorpion, Noob, Quan Chi three times. This time, it's Shinnok's turn, and he's definitely no push order. The guy was a God! A God! He's going to be tough to bring down.

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Name: Rayman

Species: Ray-Person

Job: Hero

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: Rayman's one of the nicest guys on this season. He's a hero, and that's what he does for a living. Kind, heroic, and has a big heart. In Survivor, big hearts aren't usually good for the game, as it has cost many players the game. Rayman will need to lay low, and play a good game to win.

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Name: Dark Pit

Species: Angel

Job: Angel

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: Dark Pit is a clone of Pit, and I think that's very clear to everyone here. He was created by a mirror, and now he's acting on his own. Dark Pit is a large longer, and in Survivor that can't always work in your favor. For Dark Pit he needs to man up and get into a good alliance.

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Name: Maxwell

Species: Human

Job: Drawer

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: Maxwell competed on Veteran's Island back on Lake Hylia, and he almost made it into the game itself, but failed against Chun-Li as part of the Test of Endurance. I believe Maxwell has a big heart, and while a good thing, he might be seen as a large social threat. He's very likable.

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Name: Jason Voorhees

Species: Undead

Job: Killer

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: On one hand, you take one look at Jason Voorhees, and immediately say 'Nope, sorry, wouldn't wanna be ya, byebye'. But I look at him and go 'I don't like you, but I'll drag you around as a pet'. Just don't tell it to his face. He may not like it. He's silent, strong, but totally in danger.

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Name: Marge Simpson

Species: Human

Job: Housewife

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Marge is going to have a tough time out there in the game. She's the oldest woman, and she's a housewife. Perfect fitting for a housewife to get off the couch and play Survivor. But Marge.. I don't know if it'll work for her or against her. She'll have to lay low in the beginning.

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Name: Mileena

Species: Mutant

Job: N/A

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Mileena is the daughter of Shao Kahn, the ruler of Outworld. She was named the new empress, but was dethroned by Kotal Kahn. She's still got her loyal subjects in Prince Rain and Tanya, however. I wonder if Rain taught her anything about Survivor before she came on...

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Name: Yuffie Kisarugi

Species: Human

Job: Ninja

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Yuffie's got a lot of energy in that young body. She's young, hip, and a thief to put it lightly. She'll look you right in the eye and tell you what you want to hear. The next minute, you're wondering where your wallet went. I think she'll go far, but it'll depend on how she plays the game.

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Name: Nigel Uno

Species: Human

Job: Numbuh 1 of Kids Next Door

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: Two seasons ago we had Numbuhs 4 and 3 compete together. Wally did okay, Kuki not so okay. Nigel is the leader of Kids Next Door, and stands for no nonsense. He will get the job done, and effectively. I see Nigel doing very well in the game of Survivor. I have high hopes for him.

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Name: Toy Foxy "Mangle"

Species: Animatronic Fox

Job: Kids Entertainer

Tribe: Brio

Jeff's Assessment: Mangle is a clone, or remake, of Foxy the Pirate. She's also Freddy Fazbear's woman. When we last saw her, she was a mangled mess of parts. Freddy fixed her up, and I'm interested to see what Mangle does. Freddy could have taught her a lot of tricks and tips.

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Name: Larry Koopa

Species: Koopaling

Job: Koopaling

Tribe: Cortex

Jeff's Assessment: I gotta say, I believe we picked the wrong koopalings for Beach Bowl Galaxy. I mean, Roy and Iggy just weren't competent enough players to survive more than 14 days. Larry, while young and immature, has more of a brain and common sense. I have better hope for Larry this time.

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Jeff smiled brightly, "Survivor Dingo Canyon will premiere some time after the Finale of Survivor Battle Royale, so it should be a good ending to a great season! What should you expect to see this season? Well, Veteran's Island is back. The brand new twist known as the "Chosen One's Alliance" has been talked about in a previous episode, and no immunity idols... mostly. Prepare for the premiere of Survivor Dingo Canyon in several weeks!"