The Hall of DDRitude
Written by: Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Summary: In other words, first chapters of fics that have yet to be created.
Sarutobi looked upon the faces of the genin that had managed to make it through to the third exam. Among them were many of the Konoha Genin, which was a great triumph in the old Hokage's eyes.
The only thing wrong was that he didn't see any sign of Naruto's team at all.
He was surprised, and slightly saddened by this. Sliently, he had been rooting for the blonde, since this would be the first of many steps to him becoming Hokage.
But it seemed that Naruto and his team hadn't made it. And that worried the Hokage. Did they simply fail to get the scrolls in time? ...Or did they meet with an even worse fate?
Sarutobi shook his head, wanting to remain the image of strength and wisdom in the faces of the genin that HAD made it. He could afford to worry about Naruto and his friends later.
But just as he was about to give his big speech to the Chuunin Exams Hopefuls, the lights went out, covering the entire arena in darkness.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Most of the Genin shouted, shocked.
"Anko, Kakashi, what's happening?!" Sarutobi shouted.
"I...I don't know, Hokage-sama!" Anko said, making sure to sense for any attack.
Kakashi, on the other hand, sighed. "I know what's going on...they always want to make a big entrance..."
"Wait...who is 'they'?" Kurenai asked.
But before Kakashi could reply, some music began to flow through the darkened room.
Are you ready?
"What was that voice?!" Gai shouted, spinning around in the darkness.
"Gai, calm down!" Kakashi said sternly. "Just wait...and listen."
They think they can tell us what to do...
They think they can tell us what to wear...
You think that you're better?
Well you better get ready.
"Ready for what?!" Kiba growled. "What the heck's going on?!"
"And where is that music coming from?" Neji questioned.
"I think we're about to find out..." Shino said.
Bow to the masters...
BREAK IT DOWN!
As soon as that was said, a spotlight appeared in the middle of the room, near the main entrance. And not too long after that, the very team that Sarutobi was thinking about appeared. Only, they were acting very...weird.
Naruto was hopping around the place, a seperate spotlight following him around as he made his movements. Some of which included putting his arms together in an X shape.
Degererate into something, fool!
We just got tired, of doing what you told us to do!
Sasuke was much calmer in his movement that his teammate was. He was holding a bottle of water, that he took a drink out of, before pouring some of it onto his head, making the Duck-Butt shape vanish as his hair draped a little over his shoulders. He too held up the X symbol with his arms.
That's the breaks, boy! Yeah!
That's the breaks, little man! BREAK IT DOWN!
Sakura was the calmest one of them all. She was just rubbing her hands together in almost a...sinster way, then she crossed her arms like she was an enforcer.
D-Generation-X!
D-Generation-X!
"What the HELL are those three doing...?" Kankuro whispered to Temari.
"The hell you asking ME for?" Temari replied, staring at the VERY OOC Team 7.
"Sigh...I thought I told those three to be as sutble as possibile..." Kakashi muttered.
What has come over Naruto and his team? And why are they acting like the famous D-Generation-X? And where the hell is that music coming from? Find out next time! ...If I ever make this a full story.