I was challenged by a friend to pull the names of two random Kingdom Hearts characters out of a hat and write a story with them. The first challenge: Zexion and Yuffie. I hope I did all right keeping them in character, hope you like ^-^
Zexion and Yuffie Kisaragi belong to Square Enix and Nomura Tetsuya-sensei
"... You seriously expect me to believe you're a ninja?"
"Yep!"
"... Right. Tell me, what kind of ninja wears yellow and bright green?"
"The best kind!"
"Forgive me if I'm wrong, but aren't ninja supposed to be stealthy and discreet? Surely attire more similar to my cloak, for example, would be more appropriate."
"Oooh, you just wait! No one talks to the great ninja Yuffie like that!"
"You don't smell very much like a ninja."
"... Eh?"
"I said you don't smell very much like a ninja. More like a childish twit who doesn't know what-"
"Smell? You smelled me? Pervert!"
"Wait... what? What are you - hey! Was that necessary?"
"You got lucky, Mr. Creeper. One more inch and I would've taken your head off with my shuriken!"
"... Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit odd?"
"I'm odd? You're the one going around smelling people!"
"..."
"... What are you reaching for?"
"It becomes increasingly apparent that you won't leave me alone without a fight."
"So what's with the book?"
"..."
"Don't tell me that's your weapon! Whatcha gonna do, give me a paper cut?"
"You claim to be a ninja, yet you remain unskilled. Allow me to instruct you in the art of illusions."
"Bring it on, short stuff!"
"... I'm going to start wounding you now. I'm not sure when I'll stop."