BOMB LONDON!

Our story starts late afternoon at Phantomhive manor our cast the infamous Earl Phantomhive and his superfuckinghot butler Sebastian on such an afternoon Sebastian has prepared a light snack for his bochan and tea and is currently en-route to ciel's study this is where our story begins

Sebastian stopped just short of knocking on the study door it seemed his young master was singing he chuckled then quickly winced 'hmm more vocal lessons are in order'

There's a magical land I know
a place where I grew up
And I'd make a deal with the devil himself
to see that place blown up

'Really now young master what are you singing'

There in that interesting land I know
where no one has any taste
they all wear suits that are primed and starched
and yet they think I'm insane

Sebastian had no thoughts on that but couldn't help but wonder what the name of the song was and what it was leading up to

I would get down on my knees and service the Sebastian
Till I reek of old kittens but please
Bomb New London
I would happily kowtow to my new leader Chairman Grell
I would even learn French Kissing, just please Bomb London

At this Sebastian's eyes glowed 'well who would have guessed,' he considered letting his master know of his presences but it would be so much more fun to tease him if he heard all of the song that his young master was obviously rephrasing to suit his own image 'adorable in a sense'

I would go tell that crazy prince that they're making fun of him
In a earl grey-hating town that's known as London Better yet I've got a plan, I will convince
Undertaker That true Laughter can be found somewhere in London

London is the place where I grew up
They branded me with marks and knives
I guess it's tough to be a fruit in a English state
And if you have a sexy butler then they're doubly irate

'I AM NOT BLUSHING! Because I am not flattered … not in the least'

I would climb a rocky crag and plant the demon flag
On a smoldering hole once known
As London
Oh, it would be a tragic loss if both The Charles and Ash
Are somewhere out of state when Pluto nukes London

'About time that mutt made itself useful'

It's a place named after what no one knows
so what more can you expect sir?
And if you try to express your superiority
they will burn your home to the ground
and they'll sell you into slavery
like they did to me

'Like I would let anyone but me do that to my young master' Sebastian paused 'though to see the young master do that to someone else' Sebastian had his trade mark Cheshire cat grin across his face.

The bombs come down on Apsley House
And Tower of London's up in flames
Florence we drowned, and then burnt it down
But Kensington still smells the same
we'll erase Albert from site

'Colorful….. And delightfully violent I wonder if bochan would let me help'

But before I leave this land I loathe

I bid London Goodnight

'Hmm seems as if he's finished' Sebastian knocked and waited to be told to enter once permission was given he pushed the cart into the study and began serving his young master "Bochan?" "What." Insert Sebastian's poker face "perhaps it would be prudent to begin your vocal lessons once again that last performance left much to be desired as far as the singing however as for others…" The Cheshire grin was back full force "I would be more than happy to instruct you in those" Ciel did what all proper earls do when found to have super huge crushes on their butlers …. He fainted

The end?