A figure darted through the forest in a blur, only stopping to hide behind the occasional bush and look around. Panting some they stopped at a tall tree and slumped down to rest. "Things were getting to hectic...glad I'm finally rid of that problem" they said. By the sound of the voice, the figure was identified as a girl. The sound of something whirling through the air was heard and the girl ducked. She moved a little too late and had a few strands of her brown hair clipped from one of her pigtails.

"Trespasser!" shouted a shrill voice. This time the girl saw three throwing stars come right at her and she crawled away into a bush.

"What the hell?!" she roared, standing straight up.

"Nyachu!!" called the shrill voice once more. Out of a tree leaped a small girl in a black skintight suit with her arms, lower abdomen and legs wrapped in white bandages. "You're on Akatsuki territory!" she yelled, charging at the intruder. Instead of landing a hit on her, the attacker found herself smashed against a beyond large pair of breasts and being held tight enough to nearly crack her spine.

"Kyaaa~! You're cute! Super cute! No, not super cute! You're simply kawaaiiiiii!!" squealed the pigtailed girl.

"Nya! Nyaaaa! Lemme go!! Just who are you?!" cried the attacker. The hugger dropped the bandaged femme fatale and smirked.

"I am the great teller of tales! The mistress of the pen! I am Maru-sha! But most call me Maru" she introduced, striking a sexy pose.

"Nyaaaa?" chirped the dumfounded attacker. She wasn't really expecting a real introduction of that magnitude.

"And who might you be, my bandaged cutie?" Maru asked, a glint in her eyes.

"I am the Aijou of the Akatsuki! My name is Karla, Nyaa~!" she mewled, smiling a fang-toothed grin. Maru's eyes glimmered and she began to suffocate Karla against her breasts again in yet another hug.

"Damn it all, you're sooo cute!!" she squealed, mashing Karla's head deeper into her 'abyss'.

"C-can't breathe!!"

"Karla-chan! Time to come in!" called a voice from far off.

"Sounds like you have to go" Maru said, setting the hardly breathing ninja back on her feat.

"Yeah, that was my tou-san" Karla said, panting some.

"Well I don't want you to worry him. You go on home" the busty babe said with a wave. Seeing she really wasn't a threat, Karla smiled and leapt off into the forest. Maru smiled, but then her stomach growled and she cursed silently. "Why didn't I ask her where the nearest place to get a burger was?!" she cried. "Screw it, I'll go begging" she thought, darting off after Karla.

After an hour, Maru was dragging herself along the ground, her stomach growling loudly. "S-so hungry!!" she whined. Looking straight ahead, she saw a rather large house amongst the trees and bushes. "Karla's home?" she wondered. Sneaking over to a window on the second floor, Maru climbed a tree and climbed out onto the limb to look into the window.

"Hmm...Not much in here. A bed and some posters on the walls. Pretty normal" she thought. Looking up she saw another window and climbed up one more tree limb to see inside. Raising her head up to look, she came right into masked eye-contact with someone. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" Maru screamed, losing her grip on the tree and plummeting down three stories and impacting the ground with a hard thump.

"What was that?!"

"Who's screaming?"

"Someone just saw Tobi getting undressed! Is Tobi still a good boy?!"

"Yes Tobi...you idiot...now put on some freakin' pants!"

Maru laid on the ground, slowly slipping into a black out. She saw Karla run towards her with something that looked like a walking Venus fly trap follow behind her. A second later, the darkness came.

To be continued...

Notes:

I blame my friend for this! She got me hooked on the Atatsuki team, so alas....I'm writing a fan-fiction on it.

I will continue this, don't you worry~

No Tobis were harmed in the making of this chapter.