Harry Potter and the gum-chewing hamsters

It was a day like no other day. Harry and his owl, Hedwig, was sitting in his small bedroom of number four Privet Drive. Harry Potter was a wizard. Not a dark wizard, no. That was Voldie Baldie Moldie's job. He was a good wizard. I'm not going into detail because I would like you to stay awake.

Audience: ::snores::

WAKE UP, PEOPLE! I'M DOING A STORY!

Audience immediately wakes up, with the exception of a dude wearing all black. So I threw a book at him. He woke up.

Dude in black (D.I.B.): What was that for?

You were asleep!

D.I.B.: So?

You're not supposed to sleep until it's nighttime!

D.I.B.: Why?

Because I'm telling a story!

D.I.B.: Whatever. Can I go back to sleep?

Sure, whatever. My words have no effect. And now the dude is sleeping. Okay, on with the story.

Harry got up and walked to his window, bored. Yes, still bored.

Harry: They know I'm bored.

Quiet!

Harry: Whatever.

Any who, he started thinking about writing to his friends when a sudden popping sound was heard.

Harry: What is that horrible noise?

He turned around and saw a mysterious hamster in his room, on his bed. It had orange on it's ears and white on the rest of it. There was the popping noise again and a pink bubble came out of the hamsters' mouth. Then it popped.

Hamster: Hamha! I'm Hamtaro.

Harry: Hello. Er, I'm Harry Potter. Not to be rude, or anything, but why are you here?

Hamtaro: I don't know, but the story is called Harry Potter and the gum- chewing hamsters, so I'm a hamster chewing gum and you're Harry Potter. So basically it all has to do with that.

Harry: Makes sense.

Hamtaro: Yea, except for the fact that hamsters don't chew gum.

Harry: Yea, but we'll just blame that on the author.

I'm right here, ya know.

Harry: So what.

At the burrow...

Ron, Hermione, and Ginny were in Ron's room, waiting for the order meeting to end.

Ron: I'm bored.

Hermione: So is Prof. Lupin.

Ron: How do you know that? ::Turns to Ginny:: How does she know everything?

Ginny: Ron, Lupin told us that a few minutes ago.

Ron: Oh, I knew that.

Ginny: ::sigh::

At Privet Drive...

Harry: So, you're Hamtaro, you're Bijou, and you're Pashmia?

He indicated, pointing to the orange and white hamster, Hamtaro, the white hamster with blue ribbons, Bijou, and a brown and white hamster with a pink scarf, Pashmia. Pashmia: And this one with the yellow mask on is my sister and hammo, Penelope.

Penelope: Ookwee! Ookwee!

A/N Nothing really interesting in this chapter. It was just the beginning, but theirs more on the way. Plz R R.

Mrs. Ravenclaw.

Hamha- Hello; Hammo: Friend