Bo and Vex strode up to the Dal, Vex with a confident swagger and Bo with a collected stride. Opening the door, Bo glanced the interior. "Almost nobody's here. Probably they're all at the party."

"God, I hate parties. How drunk do you think we should get to make it tolerable?"

"Very. Very, very, very drunk. Just keep drinking and I'll tell you when we're good."

"I'm starting to feel a buzz."

"Keep drinking, Vex."

"Can't think too clearly."

"Keep drinking, Vex."

"Hey, is that the Ash? I think that's the Ash. Wait... no, it's just Bo. Sorry I thought I saw the Ash, Bo."

"Keep drinkin', Vex."

"So then I shaid to tha guy, shtick it up yar nose tentacle!"

"Keep drin..." Bo fell over, just as drunk as he was, although much more capable of using correct speech. "I... I think we've had enough. Let's go."

Bo and Vex strode up to Bo's house, Bo with a drunken swagger and Vex with an equally drunken stride. Opening the door, the pair was met with a massive wave of noise and shouting.

"Woo! Best par-tay ever!" came the voice of Bo's best friend Kenzie. "Hey, you two! Glad to see you finally came! Wanna play Spin the Bottle with us?"

"I would..." Bo spoke very slowly, making sure not to slur her speech too much. "But that guy over there is handing out ice cream."

"Ish cream! I could gao for shome o' tha!" came the clearly-hammered footnote from Vex.

"Guys? You really shouldn't-" Kenzie saw Bo talking to the ice cream fae. "Well, I guess they'll be fine..."

"Hey!" said the ice cream fae, a noticeable Russian accent adding individuality to what would otherwise be just another person. "You guys want some ice cream?" He leaned forward, whispering the next part. "It's been laced with cocaine."

"Would I?" shouted Bo. Grabbing a cone, Bo immediately dug in, not knowing or caring that fae could get high off of drugs through direct consumption rather than smoking or inhaling them.

"I really shouldn' bu whatevar." Vex too grabbed an ice cream cone and started licking it.

"Yo mama's so ugly the Banshee howls for her!"

"Well, Yo mama's so stupid that she don' have any dreams fo' da Rakshasa to eat, ya'll!"

Yo mama's so stupid that she can't hear the Siren shingin'!"

" Bo collapsed on the ground, far too drunk and high to do a thing.

"Yesh! I win! I win..." Vex collapsed on the ground next to her.

"Well..." Kenzie stared at their prone forms on the ground. "Let me drag these two down to Bo's bed. Give them a shock when they wake up."

"You do that. But your last round of Spin the Bottle landed on me!" pointed out Tamsin. "So get back quickly to fulfill it!"

"God..." Kenzie muttered to herself. "My ears feel like charcoal."

"You too, huh?" asked Tamsin. "I can't sleep either."

Kenzie's eyes lit up. "Oh, I know! Let's go and open their door to surprise them!"

Tamsin nodded, eyes sparkling. "Great idea."

"Surprise, mutha-" Tamsin froze as soon as the door was open, Kenzie looking equally shocked.

Bo and Vex were both thankfully covered by the sheet, but what they had been up to was painfully clear.

"Hey," Bo shouted. "You two wanna join us?"

The End

A.N.: Forgive me. I know next to nothing about Lost Girl, and the only reason I wrote this was because I had a deal with my sister.