Maria: I'm back with my first Sonic fic!!

Shadow: I'm not impressed.

Maria: Oh, stuff it! This is a funny fic!

Disclaimer: All characters that you recognize from the games belong to Sega. Maria, Kari and Saerry are mine!

Two year old Maria Lifeform walked into the living room of the home she shared with her father Shadow, and the others. Knuckles and his daughter Kari, Sonic and his daughter Saerry, and Tails. Maria walked over behind the couch to find a purple Motorola Razr. The purple and blue hedgehog opened the phone, not recognizing it as belonging to anyone in the household, and saw Eggman's number on the contact list. The baby hedgehog got a rather evil grin on her face, and hit 'send'. After a few rings, the doctor picked up the phone.

"Hello, this is Doctor Eggman," said the doctor.

"Hewwo, this is Chaos Emerald Central. If you would like to purchase a set of chaos emeralds, press 1. If you would like to purchase an individual emerald, press 2. If you would like to purchase the master emerald, press 3. To hear mowe options, press 4," said Maria. Eggman eagerly pressed 1.

"Congwatuwations, you have opted to have the menu options spoken in Spanish," said Maria. Eggman shouted angrily. "You have chosen to have youw options spoken in Dutch." Eggman screamed.

"I PRESSED ONE YOU IMBECILE! NOW GIVE ME THE CHAOS EMERALDS OR ELSE!" Eggman screamed furiously.

"You have chosen to have all of your weapons of mass destruction confiscated," said Maria, enjoying antagonizing Eggman.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! NOT MY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!" screamed Eggman.

"You have chosen to surrender to GUN and go into rehab to renounce your filthy evil ways," Maria said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Eggman in agony. "I LIKE MY FILTHY EVIL WAYS!!! ...wait, my evil ways are NOT filthy! They're excellent! Who are you anyway?"

"I'm a…telemarketer!" said Maria evilly.

"TELEMARKETER!? I'LL KILL YOU!!" Eggman howled. Shadow walked into the room.

"Maria, what are you doing?" he asked, seeing his infant daughter with a purple cell phone.

"I'm antagonizing Eggman daddy," whispered Maria as she hung up. "It's sooo much fun!!" Shadow rolled his eyes and took the phone, destroying it.

"So he can't try to trace the call," he explained to his wide eyed daughter.

Maria: Please review! I'd love to know how I did!

Sonic: O.O

Amy: Since when can babies antagonize Eggman?

Maria: Since I wrote it! hits Amy with Shadow's handgun Again, hit the little button and review please!!