My Crazy Adventures

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So, before I get started, I just want to say the title is misleading, it has nothing to do with being addicted to pornography. Enjoy!

Chapter 1, OUCH!

And here we go again. I fell towards a house, it had a green roof and I couldn't tell anything else because I was directly above it.

"OH SHIT!" I tried to make something that would help at least cushion my fall, but I couldn't so I braced myself for impact.

"Oh Watanuki could you get me some more Sake?" I could hear a woman's voice from inside

"And get Mokona some too!" I could hear another voice from inside

"Jeeze Yuko, slow down, we don't have much left." I could hear a guys voice.

"CRAP!" I slammed into the roof and straight into a chair, I looked over at a group of people and a... thing. "OUCH." I said, everyone walked over with a curious look on their faces

"DAMN IT NOW I HAVE TO CLEAN THIS UP!" The guy said

"I'm alright thanks for asking." I said as I slowly got up and rubbed the back of my head.

"You, how did you survive falling through the roof, you would have to fallen at a very high speed to have gone through the roof." She looked up at the hole in the roof then over at me.

"Yeah well, lets say, I'm not a normal guy."

"What do you mean?"

"What do you mean? What do you mean?" The two girls who couldn't be more than ten said, nearly simultaneously.

"Dafuq?" I looked over at them, they where kinda creepy, they where both really pale, their skin was almost gray, they both had a different kind of wing design in their dress, the one with long hair had a bat wing design, the other had the look of angel wings, one had a short pink haircut and the other a long bluish color.

"Why are you even here?"The woman asked

"You know thats a good question." Now thinking of it theres almost always something thats going on in the area that I end up in.

"Yuko, what should we do about him?" The guy asked, he looked to be a few years younger than me, just as tall though, he had blue eyes and was wearing, wait, what the hell is he wearing?

"What in the seven hells are you wearing?" I asked

"Thats not the point right now."

"I didn't know there was a point."

"Alright you two, Watanuki, he's obviously here for a reason, like everyone else." I'm guessing thats Yuko.

"So, what does he need? Wait... Somethings different about this guy, I cant quite place my finger on it though." Thats probably Watanuki.

"Well, I would explain about that, but that'll have to wait." I told them, I felt something strange, I looked towards the gate, my eyes burning, then I saw something, it was, what a ghost? "looks like you have a visitor." They all looked out at the gate, they seemed to see it, Watanuki groaned and Yuko looked curious.

"Why do they always follow me?"

"I don't know anything of what your talking about but I can get rid of that thing." I pointed a finger at it, I felt the darkness around it start to swirl and then it made a ear piercing screech and disappeared.

"W-what just happened?"

"He, well, really I don't know." Yuko said with a mystified look

"Like I said, I'm not a normal guy." I smirked as I said this.

"Your making that very apparent."

Who are these people? They just watched me destroy a ghost and they seem like they see this every day. I thought I probably should go.

"Well, it's nice meeting you, but I have to go." I tried to fly, but it wouldn't work. Guess I'll just have to walk. WAIT. NO. I have been wanting to try something, but I don't know if it'll work. I ran forward and concentrated on a car, a specific car, a mustang convertible, that was one of my fathers favorite cars. IT WORKED. I was sitting in a mustang convertible, in the middle of the street.

"HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?" Watanuki came running out and inspected the car

"Again. Not. A. Normal. Guy." I was getting tired of this, it was getting really annoying. I summoned that cloak of darkness that I had before. "I have to go. I'll be back."

CUT.

So that was the first chapter, I hope you enjoyed, I did. It was really fun to put Zed through a roof :P. I hope no one gets mad at me for saying that XD. Anyway, I'll see you guys next time.