The Legend of Zelda: Insert Title Here For Now.
Yes, I started another story without adding anything to the others recently. BOO HOO!!! Cry me a river, build me a bridge, NOW GET OVER IT!!!!! Anywho.....ENJOY!!!!!
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Rauru sat in the Chamber of the Sages, rocking back and forth. He had a very large problem on his hands. Too big for him, he decided. He would need some outside help. Twitching slightly like one who has had too much caffeine (which he had), he snapped his fingers. Smiling just a tad madly, he vanished. And a swirling vortex began to form hundreds of miles away....
Link stared at the wall of his house, twiddling his thumbs. "I'm
bored."
"Shut up." replied the room's other occupant, Saria, who was bouncing a ball off the wall.
"But I am!!!" he whined.
"Shut up!!!!"
"But-"
"SHUT UP!"
"B"
"SHUT UP!!"
"A-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!"
Link sighed, and threw a nearby rock at Saria.
"OW!!!!!! you! You ! Ya ing !!!" She yelled, and walked over to him. Grabbing his leg, she pulled off his shoe and began beating him with it.
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! O-" Link stopped mid-ow. He stared wide-eyed past the extremely scary Saria at the ceiling.
"What?" she said suspiciously, shoe held ominously over his head.
"Ummm...since when was there a swirling vortex on my ceiling?" That got her attention. Dropping his shoe on the floor, she stared up at the ceiling. There was in fact a rather large vortex looming above them.
"Told ya so." Link said childishly, picking up his quite lumpy shoe.
At that moment, the vortex began sucking up Link like he was a dust bunny who pissed off the vacuum cleaner. With a small 'meep!, Link was swallowed into the vortex and disappeared.
Saria stared dumbfounded at the air where Link sitting a few moments ago. Then an evil smile spread slowly on her face. "This will be fuuuuuuuuuuun." Picking up a baseball bat ((never mind how she got it, she just did! Ha. So there.)), she began destroying Link's house. Who would be bored now?
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AND that's the beginning. WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!! Does the beginning part remind you of anything? Hehehehe.... Review it now, chop suoy!!!!!!
Yes, I started another story without adding anything to the others recently. BOO HOO!!! Cry me a river, build me a bridge, NOW GET OVER IT!!!!! Anywho.....ENJOY!!!!!
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Rauru sat in the Chamber of the Sages, rocking back and forth. He had a very large problem on his hands. Too big for him, he decided. He would need some outside help. Twitching slightly like one who has had too much caffeine (which he had), he snapped his fingers. Smiling just a tad madly, he vanished. And a swirling vortex began to form hundreds of miles away....
Link stared at the wall of his house, twiddling his thumbs. "I'm
bored."
"Shut up." replied the room's other occupant, Saria, who was bouncing a ball off the wall.
"But I am!!!" he whined.
"Shut up!!!!"
"But-"
"SHUT UP!"
"B"
"SHUT UP!!"
"A-"
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!"
Link sighed, and threw a nearby rock at Saria.
"OW!!!!!! you! You ! Ya ing !!!" She yelled, and walked over to him. Grabbing his leg, she pulled off his shoe and began beating him with it.
"OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! O-" Link stopped mid-ow. He stared wide-eyed past the extremely scary Saria at the ceiling.
"What?" she said suspiciously, shoe held ominously over his head.
"Ummm...since when was there a swirling vortex on my ceiling?" That got her attention. Dropping his shoe on the floor, she stared up at the ceiling. There was in fact a rather large vortex looming above them.
"Told ya so." Link said childishly, picking up his quite lumpy shoe.
At that moment, the vortex began sucking up Link like he was a dust bunny who pissed off the vacuum cleaner. With a small 'meep!, Link was swallowed into the vortex and disappeared.
Saria stared dumbfounded at the air where Link sitting a few moments ago. Then an evil smile spread slowly on her face. "This will be fuuuuuuuuuuun." Picking up a baseball bat ((never mind how she got it, she just did! Ha. So there.)), she began destroying Link's house. Who would be bored now?
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AND that's the beginning. WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!! Does the beginning part remind you of anything? Hehehehe.... Review it now, chop suoy!!!!!!