Nani!?! Really! I'm joining the Akatsuki!
Well, this sucks, just another day of being alone after-school, bored, on my laptop, usually I would be outside, but, it's winter and I live in Vermont, so, I'll have to deal with the boring fact of being home alone. I'm on my stomach, headphones on with music blasting through them, and am taking quizzes on Quizilla. Wow, am I bored. I'm listening to Roses are Red, by Aqua, for some reason I've been addicted to music, rainbows, and gore lately. Hmm, don't really mind the gore part. I also like drawing, it's became so much of a habit, I do it during class. I know everything about the Akatsuki, sure, they haven't finished the series yet but, what more is there to know, considering that most of them are dead, anyway? Oh yeah, and I have just the right question for Deidara if I ever meet him to determine if his partner if Sasori or Tobi. Although, why would that ever happen? Stop! No! You can't doubt your dreams! What would Aurora-senpai think if she saw you sad like this! {Gods, the sailor song is so funny! XD} Ok, calm down everyone. We all need a little relaxation time, right? Right, Keiko, Etsuko, Ren, Miyuki-sama, Kimiko, Emiko, Kyou, and Zahara? Yeah, sure, Suzuki. They all responded back to me in synch. Sigh. Well, this sucks, no one really will truly agree with me, isn't that right, Miyuki-sama? Yes, well done, Suzuki. Ok, now that that's settled, I-
My thought was cut off by someone slapping my ass. "Why you-?!? You better tell why you did that or your never gonna have kids you-"Your sentence was cut off by noticing WHO slapped your ass. My eyes widened in surprise and pure joy.
"You'll what? Hmm?" Deidara said, smirking at me. 'Crap, crap, crappity, crap, I-it's Deidara, damn you god! Why did he have to slap my ass and make me so angry?'
"N-nothing, Deidara-san." I said, looking down in shame.
"How do you know my name, un?" Deidara asked. I tilted up my head.
"Um, well, research?" I said, shrugging my shoulders.
"Well, guess you must know a lot then, un." Deidara responded to my answer.
"Um, Deidara? Well, I was just wondering, what's your highest chakra right now?" I asked, curious to who his partner currently is.
"C3, un." Deidara responded with a confused face. "Why?"
"Hmmm, so that must mean your partner is Sasori." I said, not paying attention to his question.
"How did you get that from my highest chakra, un?" Deidara asked, still confused.
"I'm not sure if I'm supposed to say this but, well, you get a new partner, and, after that, your highest chakra is C4." I said, rubbing the back of my head lightly. "So, is Sasori-san with you?"
"Yeah, un. Why?" Deidara asked.
"Crap! He must be annoyed; you should remember how much he hates waiting!" I exclaimed, surprised that Deidara forgot this simple fact about Sasori.
"Oh, yeah! Forgot all about that, un!" Deidara exclaimed while I packed in a rush.
"All ready!" I exclaimed, running outside and telling Sasori sorry for the wait.
"Hn. Deidara, how does this girl know our names?" Sasori asked, in his usual monotone voice.
"Research!" I responded, quicker than Deidara.
"Hn." Sasori responded simply. "so, what do you know about me and Deidara?"
"Well, first let's get going, then I'll tell you everything!" I exclaimed cheerfully. While Deidara made one of his clay birds and we all got on. "Ok, first, since he asked, I'll tell about Sasori! Your parents went on a mission when you were young and were killed by Konoha's white fang. You made puppets of your parents, at that time you were being raised by grandma Chiyo. You left Sunagakure at age 15, and turned yourself into a puppet and joined the Akatsuki, at that time your partner was Orochimaru. Later on you captured the third Kazekage, killed him, and turned him into one of your own puppets. You are now currently 35, your blood type is AB, and your Akatsuki ring has the kanji for sphere and is on your left thumb. Lastly, you use a puppet called Hiruko as puppet armor."
"Wow, un. My turn, hmm!" Deidara exclaimed.
"Ok." I started. "You were a misfit in your birth village, Iwagakure. You went off and Itachi Uchiha, Sasori, and Kisame Hoshigaki. Itachi trapped you in his genjutsu, causing you to almost kill yourself. After that, you hated the eye technique, Sharingan. Your age is 19, blood type, AB, and your Akatsuki ring has the kanji for blue, and is on your right index finger. Your nature type is earth; your occupation is being a terrorist bomber."
"Ok, now tell us about yourself." Sasori said, in the same tone as usual.
"Ok, well, I have nine souls." I began quietly.
"Nine? How?" Deidara asked.
"Long story, but, I'll make it short, I started out with three souls, Etsuko, Ren, and Kimiko, then Kimiko was thinking since we were so cat-like that we should have nine souls, like how people say cats have nine lives, so she rounded up Keiko, Zahara, Miyuki-sama, Kyou, Yumi, and me, Suzuki!" I said, smiling when I said my true name.
"Any info on them individually?" Sasori asked.
"Yes. But I think I should tell Pein-sama first." I told them, they nodded in understanding.
~After passing the Barrier between the Naruto world and the Human world. ~
I suddenly changed into a girl about sixteen with shoulder-length hair that was red at the top, orange about halfway down, and green tips. I had aqua-blue eyes, and was wearing my light-green nurse's outfit. I blushed deeply when I saw Deidara smirking at how I now looked.
"Well, um, this is MY true form, or you could say Suzuki's true form, because each of the souls has their true appearances." I explained quietly, they nodded, Deidara still smirking.
"Well, Suzuki, could you just tell me one thing?" Deidara asked me.
"Depends, what is it?" I asked carefully.
"I was wondering, do you have a crush on any of the Akatsuki? I mean, you know all about each of us, you're bound to have a crush on one of us." Deidara reasoned, still smirking.
"Well, each of us likes an individual member of the Akatsuki, I-I, personally, like S-Sasori." I stammered the last part, then tried to hide my blushing face with my hair.
"Well, how interesting." Sasori said in his usual tone, flashing a smirk at me, making me blush even darker, if possible.
"We're here, un!" Deidara exclaimed. Having the giant clay bird land in front of the giant boulder in front of the cave which is their HQ. We all jumped off, they made some handsigns, and the boulder moved with ease. We all went inside the dark cave, down winding halls, and through a simple door, behind it, is Pein's office.
"Well, nice to see you, Pein-sama." I said, bowing in respect.
"I see you know me, but how much exactly do you know?" Pein asked, staring at me intently.
"Yes, but I would suggest that Deidara and Sasori leave the room, some of what I say may be considered classified to you." I explained to Pein, he nodded his head towards Sasori and Deidara, they nodded in understanding, and left.
"Continue." Pein said to me, nodding his head in my direction.
"Ok, so, who do want me to tell you about first?" I asked, grinning with excitement, 'my time to shine…'
"Me." He responded simply and quickly.
"Ok, well you were raised in Amegakure, your real name is Nagato, you were a part of the Ame orphans, which consists of you, Konan, another Akatsuki member, and Yahiko, who is currently dead, that, is his body." I said pointing to him when I said the last part. "later on, Jiriya trained you and the Ame orphans, after that, Yahiko died and, once again, after that you transferred your chakra into receivers, and put them in dead bodies, allowing you to control them, there are six, the six paths of pain, hence the name Pein, they are Animal, Human, Preta, Asura, Naraka, and, lastly, the one standing in front of me, Deva. These all can be replaced easily, of course." I finished with a grin.
"Very good, anything you would like to ask?" Pein asked me, while lifting an eyebrow.
"Yes, who is Madara Uchiha? To you, I mean." I asked, wanting to know.
"Wouldn't you know my answer?" Pein asked.
"Yes, but, does he have any plans to join the Akatsuki with a fake name, Tobi? Maybe?" I asked him.
"Yes. You do not seize to amaze me, though." Pein said. "So, anything you would like to tell about yourself?" Pein asked, eyeing your odd and unique features.
"Yes, I, am Suzuki, this is my true form, there are eight other souls, Kimiko, Etsuko, Ren, Miyuki-sama, Kyou, Zahara, Keiko, and Yumi. Also, I'm wondering what would happen if I switched main souls? May I try?" I asked, my eyes widening with excitement.
"Interesting, yes, you may try." Pein responded plainly.
"Ok… I'll do, Miyuki-sama" I said, then got Miyuki to be in-charge of the body. I changed into a girl just a little older than Suzuki, long, lemon-yellow hair and navy-blue tips, with piercing icy-blue eyes. I was wearing a navy-blue military jacket with black baggy jeans. Pein's eyes widened at the sudden transformation.
"Ok, so, Suzuki wanted me in charge what do you want." I growled out in annoyance.
"Well, are you the leader of this group of souls?" Pein asked me, meeting my piercing blue eyes with his Rinnegan.
"Yes, very much so, and I plan to keep it that way, they may be taking orders from you, but they'll still listen to me, no matter what." I growled.
"Very well, send, Zahara, was it?" Pein said.
"Sure thing, Pein-sama." I half growled, half lulled over the last part. I changed once again, this time into a young girl with purple hair with green ring patterns covering its silk texture, and mystic, coral-blue eyes. I was wearing tribal clothes, ones that a witch doctor would wear.
"Hai! What do you need me for?" I asked in excitement, trying to hold in a question only important to me.
"I just wanted to see another one of your souls, you may now leave." Pein said, staring.
"Hai, call us in anytime!" I said with a wicked grin. I left, then walked about the hideout until I found something that looked like a living room, from the corner of my eye, I saw Deidara. "Hey, Deidara-san!" I said, running over to him, and being surprised when he pulled a kunai to my throat.
"Who are you? And why do you know my name, un?" Deidara growled at me , I was getting kind of freaked.
"Oh! Sorry, I'm Zahara, I forgot you only knew Suzuki."I said, calming Deidara down.
"Oh, sorry about that, so you can change appearance depending on which soul you choose?" Deidara asked, getting interested.
"Yep!" I exclaimed cheerfully.
"So, who do you like?" Deidara asked, which made me 'eep'.
"Well, um, Z-Zetsu-san." I said, hopping that he wasn't here.
"Really? Heard that." Zetsu said, coming out of the wall, which made me blush.
"Y-Yes, really." I said, blushing even harder.
"Cool. I liked you anyways. Don't be sudden! She probably won't like sudden." They started to argue about you. Making you blush darker.
"So, can you show me the girl that likes me, un?" Deidara asked with a smirk playing on his lips.
"S-sure." I said, still taking in what Zetsu just said. I changed into a girl with sunny-yellow hair, teal highlights, and brown tips, and had bright, sky-blue eyes. I was wearing a light blue corset, and a light blue miniskirt.
"Now that's MY type of girl, un." Deidara said smirking at the new soul. "What's your name, babe?" Deidara asked, smirking.
"Keiko, and Deidara, how's about sometime we have some 'fun'. Hmm?" I asked, smirking back at him.
"Hell, we can go anytime, babe." Deidara said happily.
"Ok, enough of that, so, who likes me?" Kisame asked, coming into the room.
"Well…" I said, transforming in front of their eyes I changed into a girl with purple at the roots, gold as the main color, and blue on the tips, her eyes were ocean –blue. I was wearing a bright blue dress with a golden cross right above my chest.
"H-hi, nice to finally see you." I said. "My name's Kyou." I started to blush deeply, holding out my hand hesitantly for him to shake, he took it, held it up to his face, and licked it, sending shivers throughout my body, and made me collapse into his arms, his smirked.
"Wow, un. She's easy to please." Deidara commented, helping me stand up straight again.
"What about me?" Hidan said, coming out from the hallway covered in blood, must've been doing one of his rituals.
"Yeah, but, what about your religion?" I asked him, referring to his god, Jashin.
"Yes, but I could have her become a Jashinist, which would allow us to be together." He explained.
"Ok…" I said, changing into a girl with hair to her shoulders that was red with black highlights and green tips, and had burning navy-blue eyes. I was wearing baggy white jeans with blood splattered all over them, and a shirt that said, 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but ropes and chains excite me, so throw me down and tie me up and show how much you like me.'
"Hey, Hidan." I said, circling him and rubbing my hand against his crotch while doing so. "Name's Ren."
"Hey, Ren." He said. "So, what's with the shirt?" He asked, raising an eyebrow and he had a smirk forming on his face.
"Hmm? Oh, this thing? Nothing, really, just thought I'd see who'd actually do it." I said, smirking back.
"Really? How's about I do it right now?" Hidan said, grabbing my hand and biting hard, making me moan in pleasure. "Hmm, so you like pain, well, I have a feeling Jashin will approve of you."
"Ok, my turn." Kakuzu said. "I've need to see who would ever even think of being with a freak like me."
"Next…" I say, rolling my eyes, I changed into a girl with long neon-green hair that had light-brown highlights, and silver tips, she had demonic-blue eyes, snakebites, and had her hair in a high ponytail, but most of it down. She was wearing a long grey shirt, down to her knees, that had stick-figures pushing each other of a cliff, and said 'Death…' on the front, and on the back said, 'before you die, you see, the muffin…let's just hope it's chocolate.' It had a silhouette of a muffin on the back.
"Nice." Kakuzu simply responded.
"Really? Well...how's about you see how 'nice' I really am?" I say smirking widely. "By the way, my name's Etsuko." I introduce myself quickly.
"Hey, Etsuko? Suzuki said there were nine souls, and that all of them liked an Akatsuki member, and the only other Akatsuki member is Leader-sama, so, who would the last one like, un?" Deidara asked quietly and curiously.
"I'd rather you see them first and they tell you themselves." I responded, suddenly becoming very serious. They all nodded in response, except Kakuzu, he squeezed your ass before letting you go to let you change into the last two souls. First I changed into Miyuki-sama. I smirked at all their shock-stricken faces.
"So, what do you boys want to know?" I said, still smirking. Some of them gulped, took a step back and pushed Deidara forward.
"W-well, we were wondering who you liked, un." Deidara asked nervously and quietly.
"Hmmm, who do I like…?" I asked myself quietly. "I guess…maybe…Leader-sama? Maybe?" I said skeptically.
"What do you mean? Maybe?" Deidara asked, getting annoyed.
"Well, I guess I'm not sure who I like, but, if I were to have to pick, it'd probably be Pein-sama." I said, hoping he's not listening.
"Really? That's news to me." Pein-sama said, coming into the room. "You seemed to act like you hated me earlier." He said, smirking to himself.
"Whatever!" I shouted at him, blushing hard. The other Akatsuki were surprised that I was actually blushing. "I'll change now." I stated quietly, changing into a girl Miyuki-sama's age with long bright-blue hair that had muddy-yellow tips and tinted-violet highlights that was put up into thick, long, ponytails. I was wearing a long olive-green dress with coal-black crosses skittering across it.
"Hello, My name is Kimiko!" I chirped cheerfully. Lightly bouncing on the balls of my feet.
"Ok, now is your turn, who do you like, un?" Deidara asked, curious.
"Well, that's classified, for now." I chirped out in a cheerful manner.
Suddenly, a certain hyper little good boy came bursting into the room, clinging to Zetsu's arm. Pein-sama immediately smirked because he knew this to be Madara. My eyes widened in shock and joy. Inside I was screaming at myself to run to him and glomp him. Pein-sama motioned for everybody to go to their rooms; I made a mental note to thank him later. As soon as Zetsu started to leave, Tobi let go of him and walked slowly over to me, joy spreading through me and making my insides feel like there are going to burst.
"H-hello, my name's Kimiko." I say, nervously staring down at my feet.
"Hello Kimiko! I'm Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi shouted excitedly.
"Y-yes, I know everything about the Akatsuki Tobi-kun." I say, slowly fixating my eyes on his orange swirly mask covering the who-knows-how-handsome face underneath.
"Hmmm, then I suppose you know who I really am." Tobi responded, but in a whole different voice, at first I was shocked, then I almost melted because of how deep and sexy this new voice sounded. How his REAL voice sounded.
"Yes, Madara-sama!" I said quickly, bowing. I hand came down on my shoulder as I was bowing and pulled me up so I was standing up straight again.
"No need to be so formal, Kimiko-chan." Madara responded to my actions, his voice had gotten a bit husky or lustful as you could say.
"Y-yes, Madara-kun." I say, curious but nervous.
"Kimiko-chan is a good girl." He said in his real voice, which made a shiver run up my spine.
"M-Madara, please, don't, tease, me." I said slowly and quietly. He chuckled, and another shiver ran up my spine. I couldn't take it anymore, and let my bad side out. I ripped off his mask, threw him onto a couch and started to kiss him roughly.
"I guess Kimiko-chan is as bad as her lover, wouldn't you say so too, Kimiko-chan?" Madara commented as soon as I stopped my attack on his lips. I went lower to his neck and began exploring for his soft spot, when I found it he groaned softly. I bit down hard and he groaned louder this time. I kept biting till I made my mark on him. To my surprise, he flipped me over. "Not right now, Kimiko-chan, later." I changed back into my good side and my evil side whimpered a little bit when I did so.
"Ok! Well, see you later, Tobi-kun!" I chirped happily at him when he put his mask back on and left without uttering another word. After awhile I got bored and was about to fall asleep on the couch when I heard someone come into the room. It was Itachi.
"Hello Kimiko, I guess you forgot about me, didn't you? I guess you'll have to make that up for me by changing into the girl who would ever even think about liking me." He said in his usual tone. I simply nodded in response and changed into a girl with the same hairstyle as me, just it was tinted silver with light-purple tips, teal highlights, and light-teal eyes.
"Hi Itachi-san, my name's Yumi." I said, formally holding out my hand for him to shake. He raised an eyebrow at that and I immediately put my hand back at my side. I blush a bit but my face remained smooth. He smirked a bit at my blush.
"Hello, Yumi. Why don't you loosen up some time? You look tense." Itachi said, his smirk growing wider.
My blush immediately darkened and I swiveled around to smack him when he caught my wrist. My eyes stared at his smirking face and I raised an eyebrow. I then got angrier and deer ears and tail popped out of my flesh. His smirked then morphed into a confused expression.
"How did you do that?" He asked me, releasing his hold on my wrist and letting me swing it back to my side.
"It's…complicated." He raised an eyebrow this time, and a slight frown flickered across his face.
"I have the time." He responded his face remaining calm and slightly confused. Then his eyes flickered over to my deer ears and he lifted a hand to feel them.
"Ummm…please don't touch those." I replied, lifting a hand to stop him, but he stopped before I could stop him myself.
"Why not?" He asked, regaining his confused expression.
"Just…don't." I said. He narrowed his eyes at me in a slight glare and moved his hand quickly to my ear before I had time to stop him. "Please." I begged him; he just raised an eyebrow and began to slightly caress them with his pale fingers. I moaned in pleasure, and he smirked, realizing why I had told him not to touch them.
"So…I guess this is a bit a turn-on for you, huh, Yumi-chan?" He said, his smirk growing wider. My blush grew even darker, if possible. My vision suddenly flicked off, so did the rest of my body, I had completely shut down. Itachi caught my unconscious body with ease. A worried face darkening over his features. He brought my limp body to Pein's office for him to check on me.
"What happened?" Pein asked, a worried expression crossing his own features as his eyes laid upon my body. He strides over to get a better look, and put some pressure on my wrist with his fingers, checking my pulse. Then when he confirmed I still had a pulse, he swept his hand over so it was hovering just over my lips, checking for any sign of breathing.
"Well, we were talking and her body just completely shut down. I have no idea why." Itachi responded, with a very solemn look on his face.
"I see, well, she still has a pulse and her breathing is fine, I wonder if she herself knows what's going on." Pein said, to no one in particular, while raising an eyebrow at my peacefully unconscious body. "Please bring her to her room and stay to keep an eye on her, contact me when she wakes up or if anything else happens to her." Pein said, going back over to his desk and gazing off in deep thought.
"Hai, Pein-sama." Itachi responded quietly, and he turned to leave, with you in his arms with your limbs dangling. He swiftly walked to your room, being careful not to let your limbs hit anything on the way. He heard a door click open and somebody step out and lazily yawn.
"Oi, Itachi-san, what are you doing, un?" a certain blonde-bomber said in a slightly grumpy tone. Itachi turned around swiftly, and glared at the blonde-bomber. "Oi, who's that you got there, un?" Deidara said, waggling his finger over to my unconscious body that was still in Itachi's arms.
"This is Yumi, she-"Itachi was trying to explain what had happened when Deidara interrupted in a very teasing voice.
"Oooohh, I get it, you were jealous of us all for getting someone that likes us while you had no one, so you kidnapped-" Deidara was cut off this time, by Itachi who was now furious at him for making outrageous assumptions like that.
"Lie! She is the new girl with nine souls; this is her ninth soul that likes me. We were talking when she passed out." Itachi told Deidara what had happened and after he finished was when Deidara noticed the deer ears.
"Why does she have deer ears, un? Can all of them do that, hmm?" Deidara asked, pointing to my ears that had seeped out of my skull from anger, he couldn't see the deer tail so he didn't really have a chance to mention it.
"They appeared when she got angry, like a jinchuuriki, except with a deer instead of a bijuu. She didn't say if any of the others could do it, but I'm guessing they can, except maybe with a different animal." Itachi responded, and then added. "I should be taking her to her room now, Pein-sama's orders." With that, Deidara shuffled back into his room with a tired look, and Itachi turned to your door, which just happened to be right across from Deidara's. He walked across the room to your bed and set you down on it, leaving you to rest while he took the liberty to organize your things you brought to suit your room.
After he finished sorting out your things he heard rustling coming from the bed and he looked up to see you sitting up from the bed, yawning, and extending your arms to stretch.
"Good Morning, Yumi-chan." Itachi said, walking over to your bed and sitting next to you.