Nigel, better known as Numbuh 1, was walking in circles for no apparent reason.
Hoagie, or Numbuh 2, was spontaneously combusting in the corner with a strange yet sexy magazine in hand.
Numbuh 3 and 4, or Kuki and Wally, were making out on the couch, moaning in pleasure Numbuh 5, or Abby, was jamming it out in her room with her music player, yelling DANANANANANANA BATMAN!
Suddenly, without warning, a 500 pound woman busted through the treehouse wall.
"Holy fish in a friggle frogger!" screamed Nigel. "HIIIII NIGEY~! SNORT!" said the woman in an obnoxious voice.
"Lizzie, why the bloody Mary are you here!" Nigel said, with a Britsh accent that seemed to come from nowhere. The extremely fat woman, identified as Lizzie, didn't respond."WHAT THE RAINBOW MONKEY TURD IN A FISHSTICK BASKET DO YOU WANT LIZZIE? CAN'T YOU SEE ME AND MY WALLY ARE GETTING IT ON?" Kuki yelled, obviously on her period. "Me and my Nigey were gonna go out on a DATE! Thats what!" Nigel, hearing this, freaks out. "BLOODY GIT TEACUPS FRENCH TOAST CUPCAKES JOESPH III!" he babbled.
The house treehouse then started to shake. "CRUDDY LORD IM JUST A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM!" screamed the Scottish Wally. " Holy shit sum damn niggahs be 'splodin' da treehouse meh! Yelled Abby, who then jumped out the window, spontaneously combusting as well. As panick ensued the little 10 year olds, the middle of the room exploded, forming a giant hole. Emerging from the hole flew a huge man, bigger than Lizzie, who ran off eariler, claiming that she was going to become a submarine. Back to the man, whos huge fat flabs slapped against his legs as he flew into the ceiling, shouted, "Nigel my boy, you know not to used such language!" refering to his random outburst earlier.
"MY EYEBROWS ARE HUGE AND FLYING MINT BUNNIES PICKLE PANGLE TITTLE CRUMPETS AND CORN FUGGLES!" he continued to babble. Without warning, Hoagie, who I have igorned the entire time, became a green flying pikachu. "Flying mint bunny, thou has returnith!" Nigel exclaimed, believing he was in the middle ages. "Come with me" the mint bunny told Nigey, leading him off the treehouse. "BIKINI BUCKET MUFFINS!" Nigel yelled whilst jumping out of the treehouse, only on to land on the grass with a loud crack. "Like, O M G Wally, what are we, like, totally going to do~!" Kuki whined, "Well duh, you slut, we're gonna become tomatoes!". And so they became tomatoes.
But wait! Theres more! The treehouse then spontaneously combusted as well! The person behind all of this laughed. "Muahahahaha!" the stranger laughed. Her strange metal wings with 7 colorful shards on each, glowed in the dark, dark night. And so the day was ended, thanks to an evil vampire!
The end!
Somewhere in Japan, a girl had woken out of her nap. "SPIDER CHICKEN FRIZZLE!" the girl shouted loudly,
startling her classmates, and the teacher. "BE QUIET OSAKA!" the teacher yelled at her student, throwing a piece of chalk at her in the process. The girl, blinking twice, said nothing as she went back sleep.
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What the hell really happened at the treehouse? Why were 3 and 4 making out on the couch? And who is Osaka?
None of these questions will be answered next time!