Summary: I suck at summaries but this is a yaoi/not yaoi thing of thingness warning some OOC
Notes: I was like omg but like totally love this totally it's the most amazing thing like like totally like best like fanfiction ever like the best ever like totally the best ever totes I am running out of words to write but this needs to take up 1/3 of the story so I am gonna keep writing in hopes of making the worst fanfiction ever this should at least be a bit funny and I need more because it will not be long enough I don't need full stops I HAVE ELIPSES because this is the worstfanfic ever right so I have to get it bad enough to be a sample at least then my life goal shall be realised not now to write still because things and I NEED MORE WORDS YOU DONT NEED THEM GIVE THEM TO ME YOU GREEDY FUCKERS MOOOOOOAAARE WOOOOORDDDDDSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
As jax-samas weeping cock hardened into a prostate seeking dick missile then jin jin used her ult to lanch her ultamate inta ezreals wet cavern he screemed and jacs made a fac lik this:D As scarra looked on from the sidelynes he ulted but the prostate seeking dick missile would not escape ez's ass as jax screamed mary sue his summoner started masturbating right there while still control jacs jin jin laughing at wat she started by launching the dick her eyes sparkling like topaz... she screams "YOLO KILL THE SUNDAY BECAUSE FUCK LEONA WITH A G SPOT SEEKING DICK MISSILE" ez loving the cock starts singing BIG BANANA OOLALLALAL BIG BANNANA OOLALLALAL BIG BANNANA over and over again while wailing in ecstasy!
Ez: jax-sempai how would you know I dreamed of your cock inside my ring of muscle known as my ass
Jax: because I wanted my dick in your ring of muscle as well
Ez: jax sempai watashi kawaii?
Jax: EZ-SAMA... O/O
Ez: JAX-SEMPAI! O/O
Ez: YOU'RE LIKE A PANTHER WHEN YOU FUCK ME JAX-SEMPAI UUUGGGHHHHHH UUUUUGHHHH
Jax: AND YOU ARE MY MEOWING KITTEN
They then beg1in exploring each others mouth ezreal being extremely good at this like he is a prodigy or something. They fucked like worms in dirt.