A strange idea I got from my story August Harvest, what if Jane and Alec had to go undercover at *gasp* school? Just something I had on my computer, not sure if it's any good. If there's intrest and good feedback then i'll post the rest, if not this will be a oneshot. Thanks for reading!
"Hello Jane, Alec." Nodded Aro as the twins presented themselves in the throne room. They were nervous; their master had summoned them urgently. Had they done something wrong?
"I have a highly important mission for you both that will require your utmost cooperation." Alec squeezed his sister's hand in anticipation. Whatever this mission was it was obviously very special.
"I would like to put you on a temporary surveillance job in Forks, Washington."
Jane gasped in surprise. She didn't want to be within a hundred thousand kilometres of the Cullen's or their devil spawn. Alec opened his mouth to protest but was quickly silenced by a reproachful glare from Aro.
"Don't be so judgemental, little ones. Demetri and Heidi have agreed to go with you as your "guardians" while you enjoy your time watching over Rensemee Cullen at Forks Elementary. We want to know that the Cullens are not trying to create any more dangerous hybrids we don't know about. Befriend Renesmee and find out about the Cullen's. You have a week."
"You have got to be kidding me." Laughed Alec, "are you serious?" Jane kicked him in the shin as Aro kept a non-joking expression. That was a little awkward for everyone involved, so Aro swiftly left the room.
"Oh...he wasn't joking." Sighed Alec, crestfallen.
"Come on, we have a job, let's go do it." Jane dragged her brother out of the room to pack.
"No Alec," Sighed Jane, grimacing. Her brother had sneakily tried to smuggle three pairs of the same outfit into his suitcase. "The humans are unobservant, but you can't wear the same clothes every day of the week."
This annoyed Jane too, but she knew clothing was of a minority importance, and it would only be for a week. She could wear her favourite outfit as soon as she got home from "school" if she wanted. But still, she sighed longingly at her white shirt, purple dress, white socks and shiny black shoes. But at least she could wear her locket everyday. Once Alec and Jane had finished packing, she said a sad goodbye to her kitten Muffin. She was going to miss her, but it was only going to be a week. At least Muffin would be safe in Volterra, just in case the Cullen's tried to eat her in Forks. "Vile vegetarians." She thought as they said goodbye to the rest of the guard.
Once the shiny black limousine pulled up at the castle, Felix, Heidi and the twins sped off to the airport where a luxury plane waited on the airport. They climbed onboard without looking back and prepared for a long, boring journey.
After one incredibly mind-numbing plane trip and another car (in one of Felix's loaned Ferrari's) ride from the Washington Airport, they arrived in front of a mouldy old flat on the outskirts of Forks. Alec's mouth dropped open.
'We're staying here?"
"Yes," replied Heidi, "But it's not like you actually have to sleep here, it's just a place to keep your stuff and change clothes."
"But-"
"It was the only thing left, Alec." Snarled Felix.
"Okay, whatever." He backed off, hands raised in surrender.
"Can we just go inside please? It's raining in case you haven't noticed." Complained Jane. She twisted open the doorknob and was greeted with a rather melancholy looking room complete with a leaking roof, peeling wallpaper and a TV set that looked about a thousand years old.
"Hmm." She shrugged it off and went to put away her clothes. What a fun week this would be.
The flashy red Ferrari pulled up outside Forks Elementary and was welcomed with awed stares and admiration. Felix figured that if he was going to have any fun this week, he might as well make the humans jealous.
Jane and Alec climbed out of the backseat as Heidi pecked them on the cheek goodbye and handed them their backpacks, Alec's a sleek black backpack and Jane's a pink Hello Kitty backpack, supposedly a gesture of a loving mother to any onlookers as she walked them to their classroom.
Felix waited in the parking lot, revving the Ferrari impatiently as he saw many dads' admiring Heidi's good looks. He snickered to himself from behind tinted windows.
While they walked she spoke with lips moving fast and quickly as a secret warning to the twins, which went something along the lines of "Behave or die."
When they reached the classroom, they met up with the fifth grade teacher who was going to be taking Jane and Alec's classes for the next week. She seemed like a nice woman, but perhaps a little too nice. While Heidi was talking to the teacher, Alec wondered what his new class would be like whilst staring into space, and from what Jane could see on her tiptoes through a window in the classroom, the class looked highly undisciplined. She shuddered internally. Ew.
The bell rang, and it was time for the "kids" to say goodbye to their "mother."
Heidi gave them some sweet reminders to enjoy their day, and that she would pick them up at three thirty out the front of the school. Jane felt like clinging onto Heidi and refusing to let go, the thought of school seemed more and more unappealing by the second. She just wanted to go back to Volterra and have fun instead of pretending to listen to a teacher and learn her adjectives for the billionth time.
But the teacher pulled Alec and Jane into the classroom and Heidi walked off.
Plan foiled. Damn.
"Hello, class. Today we have two new students, their names are Alec and Jane and I hope you will be very kind and welcoming to them, they have just moved all the way from Italy." The class hissed to each other. Firstly, being twins was unusual, but the way they dressed was funny too. Alec was wearing brown pants, black shoes, a blue sweater and a white shirt and Jane was wearing her white shirt, purple dress, white socks black shoes and of course, locket. The rest of the children in the class were all wearing jeans or tracksuits, which the twins found rather odd too. Luckily the twins had remembered to put on contacts this morning, or this day would not go well at all. "Alec, Jane, would you mind introducing yourself to the class?"
Caught momentarily off guard, Alec quickly composed himself and named off the few human-friendly hobbies he liked, which were drawing, reading and running games. Jane rattled off piano and reading, but got stuck on her third one. She realised she only had two interests that wouldn't get her locked up in a mental asylum immediately should she mention them in front of the class. But then she quickly came up with one, horse riding. Surely heaps of kids would do that here?
She was saved, and the twins moved to take seats right at the back.
"Wait, can you tell us anything else about yourselves? Would the class be able to ask you some questions?" Alec groaned internally. Oh, brother.
"I'll ask the first one." Smiled the teacher. "Tell us a bit about your family? Where are you from in Italy?"
"Well," began Alec in his well-rehearsed story, "Our mother is Russian and our Father is Italian. So we live in Italy together." This was partly true. Heidi wasn't Russian, but she loved visiting. It would fit. "In Italy we live with our.... grandparents.... cousins and older siblings." Jane took over from that.
"In Italy we live in the mountains on the outskirts of a big city and you can see right over the entire town. We don't go to school, our Mother teaches us while our Father works." Surely that would cover it, wouldn't it?
But heaps of waving hands shot up as the class wanted to ask the weird foreign visitors questions. The teacher selected randomly.
"What do you like to draw, Alec?" He bit his tongue. Usually he liked to draw things like Volturi hunts, wars or their deaths.
"Uhhh.... I like to draw my...family?" it came out a bit more of a question than an answer. Focus, he reminded himself. Keep up the act.
"What books do you like to read?" What books did they like to read? Usually ancient leather bound volumes written in strange, occasionally extinct languages or philosophies or medical journals or old travel or mission documents the Volturi guard had written themselves on their expeditions.
"I like to read... fantasies or adventure books." Alec answered. That was partly true. But Jane was itching to say that she enjoyed reading Plato, but she knew it would just look suspicious.
"What do you play on the piano?" one kid asked, "'cause I can play chopsticks." He boasted. "Big deal" thought Jane.
"I play Tchaikovs-" she was interrupted by a warning pinch by her brother as the teachers eyes widened. "ky." She finished. The class was momentarily confused, but not understanding just thinking it was some weird international thing, they moved on to continue annoying the twins with their questions. Thank god the bell rang forty-five minuted later, signalling time for a break.
"Saved by the bell, how cliché." Thought Alec.
During the break, they were ignored; the novelty had quickly worn off with the students. The twins were relieved as the hid behind a sports shed to change their contacts, which were beginning to dissolve quickly.
"Jane, what were you thinking?" Alec asked irritably. "Telling them you can play Tchaikovsky? The teacher obviously noticed. Heidi is going to murder you."
"But since when do you like to draw your family? That was the biggest lie ever. At least I was telling the truth!"
"Did you ever think for one second, Jane, that perhaps this isn't a good situation to be telling the truth?"
Their arguing went on for a while until they had finished replacing their contacts and thrown their "recess" in the bin. As they were walking back to class early, they noticed who they thought was definitely the girl they were looking for.
It must have been Renesmee, she had inherited her mother's horrible looks and her father's annoying way of speaking.
Under her breath Jane whispered to her brother "Aww...the little baby's all grown up, what a tear jerking sight. Not." They both laughed quietly together. Now all they had to do was strike up a close friendship with the Loch Ness Monster.
"Not a hard task is she inherited her mother's brains." Thought Alec to himself, smiling evilly at his sister. This was going to be easy as cake.
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