Mario: Mamma mia, what a hard day. I beata Bowser at his own game and chucked him into the flaming lava. He was a hot smoking piece of spaghetti when he got out and I a gave him to Yoshi to run all over and slurp him up good.

(Luigi sneaks up behind Mario as he talks)

Mario; But now I can't a think what to do with myself, maybe I will phone Bill Gates and see if he will make a game about me and nobody else, just me for the Xbox 360. I'll show that Sonic the Hedgehog that you don't have to share a game with another character for it to sell well. It will be number one in the charts and they will make an anime about me and my brother will just have to make do with Sonic and Mario at the Olympic games and rom hacks of my Nes titles.

Luigi: Oh woe is a mia. I feel shit. I hava been dumped again by my partner. Oh Mario whata am I a going to doa?

Mario: That Sonic does a my head in. He needs a good kick up his ass to make him realise that he a gets to cocky and that's a why knuckles doesn't like him. He shoulda be more cool like shadow and a mia.

(Luigi fucks Mario from behind)

Mario: Ooh that is sneaky, it feels good.

Luigi: Yes, yes!

Mario: That feels nice Princess, I love it when you do anal. Your pussy runs all over my ass and tickles it.

(Luigi groans)

Mario: Get a load of that sexy grr, since a when did you become all catty?

Luigi: Oh baby.

Mario: Youra cock feels so nice, I a want to suck it like I do my lasange

(Luigi fucks Mario harder0

Mario: Your cock!!!!!!!!!!

(Mario turns around, he looks at Luigi angrily)

Luigi: Mario I can explain, it's nota what it looks like.

Mario: Brother , what is the meaning of this incestual relationship?

Luigi: I'm sorry, but I just couldn't helpa myself. I am being deprived of sexual activity.

(Mario punches Luigi in the face and knocks him down)

Luigi: Tell me, why a you hit a your own sprites and blood.?

Mario: You disgust me Luigi, You are a disgrace to my video games industry.

Luigi; But I can't help my feelings for you, I thought thata they were mutual.

Mario: I am a heterosexual plumber, you are a uniquness in the batch of taps and washers. I knew you always shoulda have done the builders course at the technical college of Nintendo.

(Luigi sobs)

Mario; Oh no, I have made my brother cry, What is wrong my sensual sibling?

Luigi: It's a not fair, you get all the girls, who is there for me. I'm always just the second character in the title menus. And when I get my owna game, Luigi's Mansion, ita turns outa pile o crap.

Mario; But that is no excuse to fuck me behind my back.

Luigi: Oh brother, my boyfriend has dumped me.

Mario: Nights has dumped you? But why?

Luigi: He a says that I am a not androgynous enough for him.

Mario; But I boughta you that drag queen outfit for Christmas.

Luigi: I tried it, but I looked too much like Rouge the Bat.

Mario: And the Birdcage DVD?

Luigi: He doesn't appreciate the comedic genius of Robin Williams.

Mario: The bastard!

Luigi: And he a said my moustache makes me look like Freddie Mercury and that I will never be able to get another job on a game for the Nintendo Wii ever again, because my prescece in games with Sega characters is unwanted.

Mario; I am going to grab his jester hat and swing him into a bomb-omb for this.

Luigi; And I asked him what job could I do then and he just said "You and Mario should audition to be on Chucklevision. " and he a laughed in my face.

Mario: I willa kill that bastard for you by eating lotsa mushroom men.

Luigi: I thank you my a brother.

Luigi and Mario have a lengthy smootch, until Mario punches Luigi in the face.

Mario: I told you to keep off Mia.

Luigi; Mamma Mia.