Okay, this is a little humor-type overview of Wicked. No, I don't really feel this way - I just wrote this to cheer up a little. This is the first spoof/parody I've done so don't be too dreadfully critical please. I did my best here! Well, I hope you like it!
It's sort of in script format because it's easier to read that way. Directions are in parrentsies and settings are told in italics. The blakc underlined is who's talking. Yes, I know the person reading this probably knows this and no, I'm not saying this to make you feel stupid. This is incase someone doesn't know how to read a script. I'm trying to be nice here. Maybe it's not working, but I can always dream.
On with the show!
Wicked: Unplugged and Slightly Messed up... a little more than slightly
Beginning in OZ where Munchkins are assembled for no reason whatsoever but to be there apparently
Random Munchkin: So did you catch the game last night?
Other Munchkin: No I was busy, was it good?
Yet Another Mucnhkin: It was cool. Our team lost though because you know... they suck...
Little Short Munchkin Dude: (Interupts interesting conversation above; met with much annoyance) Hey look a big pink bubble! Let's stand here and let it crush us to death!
Glinda: Hello Munkins! Stand in front of me and around me like a mob of angry villigers so I can bore you to death with my non stop talking about myself, okay?
Collective Munkins: Fine with us, go on.
Glinda: Look at me, I'm so pretty! La la la, blah blah blah, the world revolves around me! I love myself, don't you? Of course you do because it's me! La la la! Blah blah blah! ME!
Cheeky Munchkin: (Annoyed by her constant talking) Tell us about the Wicked Witch blonde!
Glinda: Alright, um she was kinda green.
Munckin: (quietly) No duh.
Glinda: Shut up shorty or I'll turn you inside out with my magic. (Munchkins stay silent) Now then. Where was I? Um okay, we went to school together at that Shiz place, which is where everything started out for us I guess...
Switch to Shiz; lots of students walking around campus
Students: (Spot Elphaba... she's kinda hard to miss you know?) Hey look, an ugly strange green girl! Let's laugh and point! (They do just that)
Elphaba: Bite me.
(Enter Galinda in all her spoiled splender)
Galinda: Look here everyone, it's wonderful me! Galinda speaking here! Everyone stare at me instead of the ugly walking green thing and admire my beautiful beauty! Go on, admire me already! Do it now!
Students: Okay, whatever you say. (Look at Galainda)
Madame Morrible: Okay strange green creature, you will be my magic student from now on then becasue I need one... and the rest of the students are too busy staring at Galinda to pay attention to what I am saying over here so that leaves you I guess.
Elphaba: Wicked fun, okay I'll do it. Then I can curse there stupid butts for making fun of me! (Laughs manically, lightning flashes; Madame Morrible steps back to a safe distance from Elphaba) Now I'm gonna sing about my idol, the Wizard. LalalathewizardandI! Lalala!
Madame Morrible: I'll pretend I didn't just see or hear that because I can. (Goes to walk away from Elphaba)
Galinda: (Wlaks over to Madame Morrible) What about me Madame Big Butt?
Madame Big Butt... I mean Morrible (hee hee): Well, room with the green girl, maybe she'll rub off on you.
Galinda: Yuck, I sure hope not.
Switch to Galinda and Elphaba's dorm room
Galinda: I hate you so much Green One.
Elphaba: Well, I loath you. Ha, better vocabulairy skills!
Galinda: Show off, with your little smart brainy things and all! No fair, using smart words against me when I obviously don't have a brain or independent thought in my head you meany! Fine, I'm off to flirt with everyone I come in contact with, goodbye butt ugly! (Runs to where everyone is gathered... again, for no reason whatsoever but to be there together... like a cult! Oh no, not a cult! AHHHHHHHHH! Sorry, back on to the story then) Hello its me again!
Other Students: Hey... whatever.
Galinda: I said Hello its me again! Be excited dang it!
Students: Yay, it's Galinda! Whoopie!
Galinda: Much better.
Boq: Hey pretty lady, mind if I droll all over you while I repeatedly tell you how hot you are?
Galinda: Yes, actually I do mind. Freakin' sort guy, you're so annoying me already and we haven't even talked more than three lines of dialog yet. (Turns at looks at the new person that just popped in) Look over there, its Fiyero the Winkie prince with a scandilous reputation from Winkieland or whereever the heck he's from! OMG! He's so dreamy! (faints... just kidding)
Fiyero: So what's up dudes and chicks? Now I'm gonna sing about how awesome it is to be juvinile and get kicked out of schools, okay? Shut up and listen.
Galinda: OMG, he's so dreamy! (Listens as Boq gags behind her back)
Boq: Whatever! he's so a poser!
Galinda: Hey Bick, take the girl in the wheelchair to the dance because I said so, okay? (Boq/Bick nods and runns off) Okay Hottie, you can have me then now that shortie's gone.
Fiyero: Cool, let's go make-out like the idiotic teenagers we are!
Galinda: No, wiat for the dance, I have to go be horrible to the Green Blob first. See you there. (Runs into Elphaba) Hey, where this dorky - I mean lovely hat to the dance. It so matches the rest of the black junk you wear, okay? Its a present so wear it or I'll hate you more than I already do.
Elphaba: Whatever Blonde. (Puts on hat) I like it. Cool.
Switch to party
(Galinda is making-out with Fiyero in a corner Boq/Bick is pushing Nessarosa around in her wheelchair and lying to her about why he's doing it... people party and do stupid stuff... you know, normal party stuff - just now with normal people we all know)
Madame Morrible: Galinda dear, you can take the witch classes too now. The green thing demands it becasue you were so cough cough nice to her eariler. Prove me wrong and do good. Goodbye, go back to kissing that one boy then, ta ta!
Galinda: Okay. (Makes-out with Fiyero again who seems more than happy to do it actually) Uh oh, trouble's here! (Elphaba pops in in the dorky hat and gets lauged at) I feel bad. (Dances like an idiot - Elphaba to make her feel better. Everone does it. Sappy moment. Yuck)
Elphaba: Thanks Galinda.
Galinda: What are friend's for? (Doesn't let Elphaba answer) You know what, I'm giving you a make-over.
Élphaba: Ypu don't have to -
Galinda: Yes I do, trust me. You look terrible. Sit still while I make you at least presentable.
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Okay, first instalement. Hope you found it funny. I think it is.
The next section will be more of the story told this way... with only the important/more honest stuff then they said in the play.
Don't get the wrong Idea. This is so not what I think of Wicked - I LOVED it so much. This is just for fun.
Please review and tell me what you think! Ta ta for now! Until next time!