Yo! This is just something completely pointless and random. I do not own Xiaolin Showdown or any of it's characters in any way, but I do own Hybrid.

Something Random

Curses!

In some completely random universe that they were randomly thrown into due to Jack Spicer's random idiotic-ness, he, Chase Young, Katnappe, Hybrid, and the Wudai Warriors stand there, not knowing what to do. Jack was sulking in a corner, Chase was talking with Kat, and Hybrid and the Warriors were trying to figure out how to get out of there.

Hybrid shakes her head. "Well, I got nothin'."

Kimiko sighs. "Same here."

Clay lowers his hat over his eyes. "Me too."

Omi droops forward, his arms dangling. "I am sorry to say that I am, too."

"It's all his fault!" Raimundo shouts, pointing an accusing finger at Jack.

Chase breaks his conversation with Katnappe to turn and glare at the strange Goth boy. "What have you got to say for yourself, Spicer?"

"Probably something stupid, as always." Kat comments with a mean smirk.

Jack doesn't say anything.

Raimundo gets impatient with his silence. "Answer us!"

After another minute of silence, Raimundo, fed up with waiting, ran over and punched the side of Jack's face, hard. Jack looked incredulously at Rai, stunned. Then, his stunned look turned to angry to furious to just plain I'M-GONNA-EFFIN'-KILL-YOU! Then, it happened...

"Raimundo! What the (BUCKA!) was that for!"

Everyone stares at him weirdly, even Chase's eyebrows were high on his head. Where Jack was supposed to have said a really bad word, a chicken sounded! Jack apparently noticed this, too and looked around in confusion.

"Am I the only one who heard a chicken just now?" he asked, finding that there was no chicken in sight.

"If we're all staring at you, then, no, you weren't the only one." Chase says, giving Jack a skeptical look.

Jack scowls at his idol. "But, where'd it go?"

They all think on it. Then, Kimiko got an idea. "...Cuss again."

The redhead tilts his head in confusion. "Why?"

"Just do what the lady tells ya." the cowboy says to him.

Omi was very confused by this. "'Cuss'? What does this 'cuss' mean?"

"When you say a really bad word." Raimundo explains to him.

"Bad word? Like what? 'Dishonor'? 'Stupid'?"

"You must be pretty (CLUCK-CLUCK!) stupid not to know what cussing is."

Everyone stares at Jack again.

Hybrid shouts, pointing at him, "He made the chicken noise again!"

Jack was getting really irritated at this. "Alright, I wanna know what the (BUCK!) is going on here!"

"Apparently, the WB channel is going to extreme lengths to censor our potty mouthy-ness." Katnappe figures out.

Jack shrugs. "So?"

"So, instead of saying the word, they're covering it up with funny animal noises!" Hybrid concludes.

"Is 'moron' a bad word? What about 'idiot'? 'Poop'?" Omi asks, still trying to figure out the meaning of "cuss".

Jack folds his arms. "Well, you're getting closer."

"'Crap'?"

"Stop encouraging him, you (dolphin chirping!) (dolphin chirp!)hole!"

Everyone gasps at Kimiko, who covers her mouth, eyes wide, not believing what she just said.

Chase smirks at her. "Wow. I never would have thought you'd be the next to say something bad."

"Yeah, considering on how she's such a (MEOWING!) goody-goody!"

Everyone stares at Katnappe who just stands there dumbstruck.

"Okay, what the (THUNDER!) is going on here?"

Everyone stares at Rai.

Raimundo cusses again, thunder erupting from his mouth. "I get thunder! That is so (THUNDER!) cool!"

Hybrid stares at him. "...Holy (ARF!)... Sweet! I get a dog!"

Chase, who was curious, said a curse word and wolf's howl sounded. "A wolf... I'm beginning to like this new transformation."

"Yeah! It's (ARF-ARF!) awesome!"

Omi, Kimiko, Clay, and Jack stare at Katnappe, Raimundo, Hybrid, and Chase, who stand there making dog, cat, thundering, and wolf sounds to each other.

Kimiko looked up at the disqusted cowboy. "Clay, what'd you get?"

"I dunno and I don't wanna find out."

"Come on, Clay!" coaxes Raimundo. "This is (THUNDER!) awesome!"

"I am also rather curious." Omi says, eager to hear Clay's cuss censor.

"No. I ain't cursin'."

"(BUCKING!) chicken." Jack mutters under his breath, smirking.

Clay turns away, continuing to be stubborn. "Forget it. I'm gonna be as silent as a cactus on a cotton-dry summer day."

Katnappe, with a loud MEOW, swoops over and takes Clay's hat.

That's when Clay lost it. "(MOO!) IT ALL! WHAT THE (MOO!) IS YOUR (MOOING!) PROBLEM, YOU (MOOING!) CAT-WANNABE!"

Everyone stares at him, mouths hanging open at Clay's sudden outburst, giving Clay the opportunity to awkwardly take his hat back from the stunned cat woman.

"Clay gets cows!" Hybrid yells excitedly.

"It's not fair!"

Everyone turns to look at Jack.

Chase raises a confused eyebrow. "What's not fair?"

"This! You get a wolf, Hybrid gets a dog, Kimiko gets dolphins, Raimundo gets thunder, Clay gets cows, but what do I get? A (rooster crow!) CHICKEN!"

"And a rooster." Kimiko points out.

Jack rolls his crimson eyes. "Wow. A rooster. Boy, do I feel special, DOLPHIN GIRL!"

Kimiko flares up. Her currently red hair seemed to go redder. "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU (dolphin chirping) CHICKEN BOY!"

"YOU (CLUCKING!) HEARD ME!"

In a matter of seconds, the room was filled with the sounds of animals and thunder. Then, a loud gong rumbled through the air, silence following.

Clay looked around frantically. "What in (MOOING!) tarnation was that?"

The gong sounded again. Clay, Chase, Katnappe, Hybrid, Kimiko, Raimundo, and Jack all stare at Omi, who opens his mouth, emitting a loud gong sound. He smiles triumphantly.

"I have discovered a cuss word!" He makes another lound gong sound.

Jack raises his arms and screams in frustration. "I don't believe this! CUE-BALL GETS A (CLUCKING!) GONG SOUND WHILE I'M STUCK WITH CHICKENS AND A ROOSTER!"

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I don't know what compelled me to write this…