Kairi stood at the beach of Destiny Island. She had spent the last couple weeks carving pictures of Sora everywhere. In the treehouse, in the sand, at the mayor's house, in her bedroom, in the secret place that everyone knew about.
Kairi sighed. She was so madly in love, but was it meant to be? She had been eating so many paopu fruit, all by herself, to prepare for that fateful day in the future when Sora would come back and they'd share one and be together forever!
"Oh please, oh please, let us be meant to be!" Kairi offered up a prayer to the bright and sunny sky. It was then that she was beamed in the back of the head with one of Wakka's Blitzballs. (Don't know what a Blitzball is, kids? Play Final Fantasy X.)
"Ow!" Kairi turned around, massaging the back of her head, ready to give Wakka a scolding. Instead she found herself staring at a little UFO?
The little UFO? flew around the beach, using it's tractor beam on a log that had washed ashore with the tide.
"Hey! That's mine! I'm using it to rebuild our raft for Sora!" She grunted as she grabbed the stick from the tractor beams clutches. "I'm going to have it – all ready for him – when he – gets back! And it's going to be – romantic!"
She heaved on the stick, pulling it out from the tractor beams clutches.
The little UFO? didn't like that. It flew around in a hostile manner an grabbed a hold of Kairi with the tractor beam.
"H-hey! Lemme go!" She swung the stick at the UFO? but the little spaceship wouldn't have it. It flew around in the air with Kairi suspended upside down.
"Fine, you want it, take the silly thing! I'll just cut down a tree and-!" Kairi let go of the stick, but the tractor beam could only hold onto one thing at a time so Kairi fell headfirst into the ocean.
The little UFO? flew around knowing it had seized victory and been triumphant. It took the stick in its beamy clutches and flew off into the bright blue sky.
Kairi surfaced, gasping for air just in time to see the little spaceship disappear into the horizon.
"Awww... I should have asked if it could have transported me to other worlds..." She pouted. And then she felt wheezy and suffered abdominal cramps from all that paopu fruit she had been eating. (Remember kids, always wait before going swimming on a full stomach.) Kairi was really suffering when she made her way back to shore. To make matters worse, Selphie had witnessed the whole thing from the dock and started making fun of her.
But Pupu didn't care. It had scored another pooh stick for the Fellowship of the Pooh.
The End.