Post Halloween Candy Hangover
A/N:Yes I know, its past Halloween. But this drabble needed to get out there.
On November 1st, Elena walked to Reno's door in the Turk apartment. She stood outside it and was figuring whether or not to wake him.
She decided she should and yelled, "Reno, you better start getting all ready if you want to carpool with me!" She waited for answer, but never got one.
"That's strange. Usually he groans and asks for my confirmation on the time and date." Elena thought. She opened the door to his room and saw the coarse man lying on his bed as if he were wasted.
Elena sighed. "Reno, did you go to Seventh-"
"No Laney, I did not go to Seventh Heaven without you." Reno interrupted.
"Then why are you like this?" Elena asked impatiently.
"Too…Much…Candy." Reno said then buried his face in his pillow.
"Okay, how much of the candy in the bowl went into your mouth."
"Three Quarters of it." Reno lifted his head. "And what they say about sugar rushes not being real is WRONG!"
"Really?" Elena asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Really, After about the fifth giant pixie stick and the third Nerd's Rope, I went to get a piercing!"
"A piercing? Why on Gaia would you get a piercing! And where?" Elena asked in disbelief.
"On my belly button. But it turns out I'm allergic to anything under 24 Karat gold so I have to let it close up. Then I decided to dress up as a chocobo and go out in the Kalm plains. But for some odd reason I was seen as threat by the male chocobos and got mauled by one!"
"Gee, I wonder why?" Elena asked sarcastically.
"Har, Har, After that, I must have had more pixie sticks to do this, I decided to dress up as a vampire and scare Vincent. Needless to say that did not go over very well. He must have sharpened that claw for Halloween." Reno finished.
Elena facepalmed. "Two things, first, you are an idiot. Second, what makes you think I am going to believe all that?"
"It's true!" Reno said, then lifted up his shirt to show Elena the bad piercing, the beak marks and the deep claw wounds."
"Okay, Okay!" Elena shrieked, shielding herself. "I believe you. But it doesn't mean Tseng will, you better start getting ready." She told him then walked out.
Reno slumped. "She sees the wounds and instead of pitying me, she tells me to get ready for work. Sometimes…" Reno says to himself, then starts putting on his uniform.
A/N
I AM NOT GIVIN UP MISSIONS, MISSIONS, MISSIONS! I just have a case of writers block with the next chapter, that or no inspiration. However, in English we had a writing assignment with the prompt, "Post Halloween Candy Coma/Hangover" using some homonym words. So this is basically it except with a few minor differences. I will update MMM by Thanksgiving. (Hopefully.) (Sorry, this is running on really long, I just feel guilty about that fic. I'll stop now.)