There is a prophecy in a faraway planet known as Relicandra that in a time of the planet's darkest hour, four huntresses and three scammers would arrive on the planet and unleash their wrath on the evil forces. Exactly how they would arrive remains a mystery.
On a planet known as Earth, there is a town called Peach Creek. There, is home to the infamous Ed, Edd'n Eddy. Ed was the tallest and well-known for his unibrow. Edd was in the middle, had a gap in his teeth, and also has his trademark hat. Eddy was the shortest and the leader of the trio.
Currently, another of their scams have failed, the kids mocked them for it, and they are recovering. Eddy would have no more of this. "I've had it! We're wasting our times with these twerps! All we do is bust our asses for those guys, and what does it get us? Squat!" Edd attempted to reassure the currently ranting Eddy. "Come now, Eddy. you do have to admit that this scamming thing is getting old. Maybe we can find something else to do." "Like onions?" Ed interrupted.
Eddy snapped. "What!? NO! Like I need YOU to tell me what to do!" Edd sighed as he listened to Eddy's yelling while Ed had noticed something new.
"Look guys! There are sparkles everywhere!" His friends stopped to see the sparkles Ed was talking about. "WHAT THE HELL!?" "What sort of phenomenon is this?" Then, just out of nowhere, a blinding white flash engulfed the Earth as the Eds were drawn into it.
Meanwhile, on a planet known as Remnant, lies Beacon Academy, which is home to one of the school's teams of huntresses in training, RWBY. Ruby was the youngest and the leader. Weiss was slightly older than Ruby but has barely any cleavage. Blake wore a bow on her head to hide the fact that she is a faunus. Yang was the oldest, well-endowed, and half-sister of Ruby. (Cry your eyes out, Burning Rose shippers.)
They had just come back from their latest mission, since they got used to what happens in Beacon. Yang was the first to speak. "Whoo! That sure was a ride!" Ruby smiled and raised her arm. "All for Team RWBY!" BY joined Ruby. "Huzzah!" Weiss stood there, facepalming. "Do you three even know how much you're going to humiliate yourselves doing that?" Ruby gasped in horror, looking offended. "Weiss! How could you say that!? It's for showing everyone to fear Team RWBY!"
BY sweatdropped at the argument RW were having. "Even after our first semester, those two never changed.." Yang chuckled to herself as Blake stopped for a moment. "Uh, guys? Are sparkles in the air normal?"
RW stopped arguing and Yang looked shocked. "Well, this is new."
Those were the only words Yang got the chance to say before the same light that captured the Eds also engulfed Team RWBY and Remnant.