"Okay, sis, you know what we have to do," said Xion. She was standing in front of the room with an easel at her side and a pointer pointing at crudely drawn pictures of Roxas and Leon. "Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to seduce these two studmuffins."
"Right!" giggled Rinoa.
"And to do that, we have to abduct them." Xion held up some potato sacks and rope.
"Right!"
"And we're going to tickle torture them until they say they'll take us to the dance."
"Right!" Rinoa pocketed the goods.
"If they don't agree, we'll have to go to phase two." Xion flipped the page on her easel. The picture was a crude drawing of Roxas and Leon tied to chairs and being fed mind altering drugs by Xion and Rinoa in sexy nurse outfits. "We'll just drug 'em into doing our bidding."
"Right!" Rinoa was in full, total agreement.
"Okay, that's our plan." Xion put away the pointer and hopped off the makeshift stage built from discarded TV dinner boxes. "Now let's get to work!"
"Right!" Rinoa stood up from her chair and accompanied her sister out the door.
Outside, it didn't take too long to find Roxas and Leon. They were hanging around the Sandlot with some people that the two sisters didn't care about. Xion led the way, circumnavigating around the two, large craters in the road as she approached the super hawt studs. But just as she opened her mouth to greet everyone, a skyscraper fell on top of her, killing her instantly.
Rinoa poked at the skyscraper with a stick, not sure if it was real. It was, and so was the second one that fell and crushed her.
"You see? You really need to help us fix this town," said Roxas to Leon as the two stared at the skyscrapers. "It's falling apart! And all the work you've done in Radiant Garden proves you've got the magic touch."
"Yeah, okay," said Leon. He then started discussing the particulars of the patch-up job for the town.
Meanwhile, Roo hopped into the Sandlot, pried the stick—really a Pooh stick—from Rinoa's cold, dead hand, and returned it to the Fellowship of the Pooh.
The end.