Hey, so this is a little 2 shot I've been writing. Originally it was a 1 shot but then I've been doing for ages so I decided to post half now and the other half when it's finished :)
I feel like I haven't posted anything in ages, but its because I've been doing lots of things like this I've got another one shot, about 5 chappies of a new multi-chap, another chappy of blades of rivalry and another one of so sketchy? So random!. But they're not all perfect yet so I'm not posting them yet XD. I've also done a video for youtube that goes with my other (unposted) one shot, but its up now so go watch it :) as usual my youtube user is littlemissfizzy and just put /watch?v=Yc8eqWRWGXY after the www. Youtube .com :) [EDIT: by the way, its a channy vid, to just the way you are by bruno mars, enjoy :)]
please watch it ;-)
disclaimer:
me: so... anyone see Waterloo road last night
Disney official person (dop): stop stalling, just say it
me: but Bex came back! Plus, I don't wanna!
Dop: you have to, or you cant post this
me: (in mack falls drama mode) nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
dop: and your zipper is undone
me:
dop: *sigh* just say it
me: can you say it?
Dop: no
me: awh, fine! I don't own swac! Okay?
Dop: it was...a'ight
me: ALRIGHT?
[this fic is dedicated to my new friends on the forum :) you know who you are XD]
Sonny's pov
I sneaked onto the Mackenzie falls set, in the place where they hang out backstage, dressed head to toe in black, and carrying a big blue bear. I did a dramatic action type roll across the plush royal blue carpet and looked side to side to check the coast was clear and pulled a black ski mask over my face and hair.
'get it done' came tawni's voice ominously from the walkie talkie attached to my belt, so I did. I rushed across the room and placed the bear on the massage table that I'd once led on. The bears big blue head flopped to one side cutely and I pushed down one of it's furry ears to cover the red flashing light in the bears left eye. The I realised that it would do its job like that and put it back up again. I then stepped back to admire my handiwork and placed a handwritten note of 'thanks' under its right arm. Suddenly a door flew open, Chad and the drama-snobs clattered out of the door. Chad holding an ipad, that I caught a glimpse of our prop-house and Nico and Grady playing video games on it before he put it behind his back suspiciously.
'gotta go Chad!' I yelled before running out of the door and to my set.
Actually, I better start at the beginning so this'll all make sense.
1 week earlier
I was sat in the prop-house on my own, since 'my friends' otherwise known as the cast of so random had decided to do a sketch without me. So I was just sat on the sofa flicking through the channels randomly, never staying on one program for more than 10 seconds, realising it wouldn't cheer me up. As I was getting to about my 60th channel I could hear someone coming down the corridor outside. So I quickly switched off the TV and pretended to be writing a sketch or something in the yellow notebook next to me, in case it was marshal or Mr condor since it was still technically work hours, even though I wasn't involved in the sketch. I turned to see Chad stood at the door holding a huge pink floppy toy bunny in his arms... well I thought it was Chad since the bunny covered his face.
'cha' I started to say but I stopped to muffle my laughter 'Chad? Wh-why have you got a b-bunny?' by this time I started to shake with holding in my laughter. This was the funniest thing I'd seen all day! and I work on a comedy show.
'I er, I got it for you' he said then dropped the bunny on a chair on the left of the room with a sigh
'er, thanks Chad, that's...unexpected.' I said, it sounding like a question
'your welcome..' he said, it sounding like a question too. His eyes darted around the room, checking for something
'you lost something?' I asked him, getting up to stand next to him
'no...where are your random friends, sonny?' he asked me, looking at the bunny strangely
'funnily enough I am a random, Chad' I said, wondering why he always called them randoms, but never me
'no your not, you're sonny' then he muttered something and blushed
'what?' I said, teasingly
'nothing' he said 'do you like the bunny or not?' he snapped
'er, I love it Chad!' just like I love you... NO I DO NOT LOVE, OR EVEN LIKE CHAD!
'good, I'll just, er, be going then...' he said suspiciously, taking a step toward the exit
'no!' I exclaimed grabbing his arm, both of us stared at it, thinking what had I just done? I quickly let go 'I mean, please stay, I'm bored out of my mind here on my own!'
'okay then...' he said, then we both went and sat down on the sofa again. Suddenly the rest of so random burst in the door, staring daggers at Chad. He jumped up as if he'd been shot 'okay, now I really have to go!' he said, before sprinting to the door 'peace out sukkas!' he rolled out the door making the peace sign with his fingers
'what was Chad Dylan pooper doing here?' zora asked in an evil voice, all of them walking up to the sofa I was sat on like they were stalking their prey
'well you guys left me out of your sketch a-and he came and er was the only one here so er..' I stuttered, defensively
'why was he here?' tawni asked, looking scary in her Goth girl costume
'er he...er he gave me that pink bunny!' I said, pointing out the stuffed toy. They all stopped their advancing to stare at it
'why?' Nico asked
'I don't know actually, I never asked him' I said truthfully, wondering to myself why he did give it to me...its not that he likes me or anything
'you want us to think, that Chad came all the way over from his drama show to give you this' tawni said sceptically, holding up my bunny
'do you believe it?' I asked hopefully, giving my best puppy dog face
'for now' zora said, and I let out a huge breath of air that I didnt know I was holding. After that everyone seemed to forget about my bunny, going on with life as usual. It seemed like I was the only one that still cared why I had the stuffed toy.
Later that day
While others were out practising for the sketch I wasn't in again, I was trying to concentrate on the homework miss Bitterman had set us, but it was no use. Every 10 seconds or so I glanced up at the bunny, then the door, then back to my work. It was a constant cycle of: why did Chad give me the bunny? Is Chad gong to come back and do something else randomly cute? (I mean...strange) I really should get this work done... Eventually I gave upon the homework, posted it in zora's vent with tickets to see the new giraffes on ice and picked up the bunny. Glancing at the door to check no-one was coming I looked at the bunny and giggled. It was so cute! So cute that I started cooing to it in baby language with what could be called a goofy smile on my face. But halfway through this I noticed something strange in the bunny's right eye. There seemed to be something flashing red in the pearly black eye, but before I could investigate further someone walked in through the door. I quickly put down the bunny and assumed a 'natural' position
'oh come on!' Chad sighed walking in, storing his iphone in his jacket pocket 'I came all the way over here an- oh hey sonny' [a/n when it was italics he was talking to himself, but only in that bit, just thought I'd say ;-)]
'hey Chad' I said, glancing from his pocket to his guilty expression and back again 'what were you doing on your iphone?' I said, getting up and reaching for the top of the phone that could be seen just sticking out of his pocket.
'a-b-ba-ah' Chad shouted, jumping back and getting into a karate position
'whoa chill Chad, its just your phone' I said, slightly amused at his reaction but curious non the less about what was on his phone.
'yeah well, its Chad Dylan cooper's phone. And no-one touches Chad Dylan coopers phone!' Chad said, brushing imaginary dust from his jacket and straightening his collar
'well fine then!' I said, starting the argument I lov-hated so much...yeah, hated
'fine!' Chad retorted
'good' I said, taking a step forward
'good' Chad said, mimicking my action until we were nearly nose-to-nose
'are we good?' I asked him, staring deep into his gorgeous blue eyes
'we are so good'' he replied, staring deep into mine. Suddenly, chads phone went of and we both snapped out of it. He pulled out his phone once more and accepted he call 'let me hear you say hey!'
'…...' I couldn't hear whoever he was talking to speak so all I could hear was a high pitched chipmunk style voice
'no, she stopped' Chad said. Who stopped what? He wasn't talking about me, was he?
'…...'
'yeah, I know. But she'll probably do something like that again, so there's no need to worry' Chad said, glancing at me, but he saw I was looking and looked away
'…...'
'no, they're not here, I think they're rehearsing'
'…...'
'no I don't like it!'
'…...'
'I don't! I don't like her!'
'…...'
'have you been talking to Selena?'
'…...'
'peace out sukkah!' Chad then hung up the phone angrily and shoved it in his jacket pocket. I was looking at him sceptically 'what?' he asked exasperatedly
'who do you 'not' like? And who's been talking to Selena?' I asked, acting like I couldn't care less but really I wanted him to answer really badly...not that I like him or anything psht
'no-one! I don't like anyone! Especially not you!' he yelled aggressively at me, I jumped back, tears springing easily to my eyes. 'sonny? Are you crying? Look, I didnt mean to shout'
'just go back to your drama snobs cooper' I said,when he hesitated I said 'go!' with that, he stalked out of the room cockily and I sunk onto the sofa, the bunny seemed to be blinking at me so I shoved it onto the floor grumpily. Suddenly, Chad ran back in, set the bunny on a table gave a thumbs up to it and ran out again. I just stared at him in confusion, even after he left I stared at the doorway. I was like that until my cast-mates came back.
Did anyone get that the original inspiration came from that episode of zoey 101?I used to be obsessed with it XD
I'll post the second half when I can :)
love
Riona x
