He should've been yours.
Every time you flipped that shinyshinyshiny black hair
Fluttered those ohso thick eyelashes
Spoke a little word from your silver serpent tongue
You got everything you wanted.
(but not this time)
Because then
the girl with the kaleidoscopeglitteringpretty eyes stepped out
With her ohso innocent smile
And her choppyunevenPERFECT hair
And you knew you never had a chance.
But that's okay, right honey?
Because everything in your world's ohsoso sugarcoated
(honeydarlingdear)
So you keep on playing nice, because you're number one
(or are you?)….
(You're not intimidated, are you sweetie? Because you've got a whole swarm of girls who would KILL to see you fall.)
You've gotta keep that ohsoperfect head of yours up, gorgeous.
Of course you're not intimidated….
You're DREW (Queen of the prettypowerfulperfect)
And she's just
Plain
Old
Piper.
And just like her acronym, she's going to pop.
Besides, Drew never loses.
(Right?)