Hi, this is my first insanity fanfic. I was in a random mood so I decided to write this. Apologies if it isn't very funny.

"Gingky?"

"Yes, Yu?"

"I think there's someone following us."

Gingka turned around but saw nothing. Then again, Yu had super senses. Maybe he saw something that he couldn't see.

"Who's there?" Kyoya snarled. He blinked in surprise when there was a rainbow explosion knocked everyone off their feet and Kit Kats started raining down on him.

There was a burst of neon pink butterflies and sparkles and I stepped out.

"Who are you?" Yu asked, cocking his head.

"I AM THE AWESOME NYXABSOL," I pronounced proudly. Dramatic blue lightning flashed in the background and more neon pink butterflies flew out.

"Don't tell me..." Gingka groaned. "You're a fanfiction authoress?"

I bowed. "Proud to be called one. Although you forgot the word "insane".

Everyone started screaming and running around. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Lighten up, people!" I cheered and snapped my fingers. A bazooka appeared in my hands and I started shooting green porridge at the Beyblade cast. Soon enough, everyone was completely coated in porridge. Yu licked it and grinned.

"It's made of pure sugar!" he gobbled up the sugar porridge and had a huge sugar rush. I passed him a gun and he shot random paintballs at everyone. "And bye!" I teleported myself to Africa and left a small memento for them. Yu was still firing paintballs.

A girl with brown hair and chocolate eyes stepped out of a random portal from France. She grinned evilly and held up the water balloons in her hands. She started throwing them at Gingka who was STILL running around screaming.

"NOOOOOOO! ITS TSUKI!" He screamed.

Tsuki (my OC) twisted his arm before jumping on his head wearing shoes made of fish.

Meanwhile, I was scanning the horizon for more characters to tortu- I MEAN, have fun with. Finally, I gave up and put on a pair of epic sunglasses. "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE," I said before taking out a random device 1000 years from the future.

I teleported again using SHEER AWESOMENESS.

"HI NILE! HI DEMURE!" I screamed.

"RUN! A INSANE AUTHORESS!" Nile yelled, dragging Demure along with him. He was muttering random curses in Egyptian.

"Tsk, tsk," I said, summoning my pony Queenie (A/N QUEENIE IS REAL:D) and galloped after them cowboy style. Giving up after a while, I took out a Pokeball and out came a SHINY PIDGEY. Using magic, I rode the tiny Pidgey and flew towards them. Then, I threw a Magikarp at them while laughing. "You two are so boring!" I turned Nile's hair pink and I turned Demure's hair orange before waving goodbye to them. As I galloped off on Queenie, I heard wails of "TURN OUR HAIR BACK!"

I wasn't that mean. Snapping my fingers again, I teleported to Mist Mountain. Nile sighed in relief as their hair colours changed back to normal. However, a 50 ton block of cheese fell from the sky and hit him in the face. Miraculously, he was still alive.

"DYNAMIS! HEY!" I waved madly. The temple guardian looked confused.

"Who are you?"

"I'm a fanfiction authoress."

"What's a fanfiction authoress?"

I facepalmed. "Tithi, tell him."

Tithi was reading fanfiction on a 3DS. "A fanfiction authoress is someone who writes stories about anime."

"What's anime?"

"BASICALLY SHE WRITES STORIES ABOUT US!" Tithi yelled, exasperated. Dynamis seemed to understand a little.

"Are you NyxAbsol?" Tithi asked innocently. I nodded. "Why are you torturing Dynamis in your fanfiction?" (A/N: Check it out! XD)

"WHAT?!" Dynamis yelled.

"It's fun," I stated, shrugging.

"IT IS SO NOT FUN!" He snatched the 3DS from Tithi and read it. "THIS IS A HORRIBLE FANFICTION!" He started smashing the 3DS , making the young boy cry. He had just pissed off a fanfiction authoress. And that was not good.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" I made a herd of PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS appear. They kicked Dynamis in the face before teleporting outside and started DANCING ON RAINBOWS.

My Mega Absol appeared and Tithi was amazed. "POKEMON ARE REAL?!"

"Yes," I stated. "An Absol signifies a disaster. Which is probably going to be caused by me." I made an epic rainbow tornado swallow the temple, bring it to outer space and back again, completely undamaged. "I DID NOT SEE THIS IN THE WILL OF THE HEAVENS!" Dynamis yelled.

"Bye! And here, Tithi!" I teleported back to Metal Bey City. Tithi found himself with a brand new 3DS with Pokemon X, Y, Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire (which weren't out yet). He also had a mountain of plushies and a real live shiny Ponyta.

"You're so cute! Thanks NyxAbsol!" Tithi exclaimed happily.

-Back in Metal Bey City-

I appeared in Ryo's office and put my sunglasses back on. "IT IS I, THE GREAT NYXABSOL. YOU CANNOT BEAT ME IN A CONTEST OF RANDOMNESS," I shouted.

"I, THE IMMORTAL PHOENIX, WILL BEAT YOU," Ryo shot back. I conjured up a storm of Pegasi while Ryo pulled a random phoenix plush toy out of nowhere and proclaiming it to be king. Rolling my eyes, I took a book and turned it into a puppy with purple ears. Ryo took the puppy and started putting makeup on it. However, I won by making Tsuki's pet nightingale sing "happy birthday".

Finally, I walked back into the town square. Everyone was in hiding.

"Come out, I'm going back," I sighed. The characters slowly emerged.

"Just for putting up with me and Tsuki, Gingka, this is for you," I said graciously. A burger tree appeared out of nowhere. Its succulent, thick meat patty had gravy dripping temptingly down it. The burgers had melted, piping hot cheese on it.

"HAMBURGERS!" Gingka exclaimed happily before ripping one off the tree and stuffing it in his mouth. He grimaced. "IT'S FILLED WITH PORRIDGE, POTATOES AND WASABI!"

I grinned. "Oh, I forgot to tell you that."

"And one more thing before I leave!"

I snapped my fingers before teleporting back to Earth.

"Hey, Pegasus is gone!"

"So is Leone!" Kyoya and Gingka looked around frantically into beloved beys. They saw Yu stuffing two jelly beyblades, one blue and one green, into his mouth.

"NO! YU!"

They heard my maniacal laughter. "I have hidden your beyblades in the core of the earth! Good luck finding them!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I hope it was OK. I may or may not continue this story. Cause I'm not that random and insane. I just felt like trying it. XD Anyway, please review! Critiques are VERY welcome!