A/N: Hello! This is my first one-shot on ...please feel free to correct me on anything! Comments and criticism are always appreciated! \(^.^)/

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Vocaloids.

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"I-I have something to tell you." Len blushed and gazed lovingly at his true love.

"I...I love you," he confessed. "I'm always thinking about you. I can never seem to get you off my mind. What I really want to do with my life - for the rest of my life - is to be your's...forever!"

"Please don't say anything!" he begged. "I couldn't possibly bear the thought of rejection!"

Len reached into his pocket and took the ultimate step of a couple's love life. There in his hand, lay the all too familiar velvet box.

"Will...will you marry me? Please?" Len asked a bit too desperately. "If you do, I promise I'll never, ever leave your side! I cross my heart! We shall live on as-"

"Ahem."

Len froze in the middle of his proposal. That was one voice he knew all too well.

"...R-Rin!?"

Rin's glare could have burned him down to the pits of hell. "Kagamine Len...are you seriously cheating on me...with a banana?"

Busted.

Len choked on his spit and made a lame attempt at grabbing his beloved banana and hiding it behind his back, hoping to shield it from the wrath of his girlfriend. "N-No! I was going to eat it!" he sputtered.

Rin narrowed her eyes. "Oh...I see..." she muttered, her voice dangerously calm.

Len let out a sigh of relief, missing the raised hand that his girlfriend held above him, and yelped when the hand smacked him upside the head.

"Idiot! Not only were you cheating on me, but you were planning to screw it too!?" Rin accused.

Len's face burned red at the image...well, not that he hadn't thought about it...

Rin smacked him again. "Pervert!" she spat. "We are officially over!" And with that, she flounced out of the room, nearly cracking the floorboards with her stomps, leaving her "ex-boyfriend" heartbroken behind her. Not that she cared. After all, they had "officially broke-up".

"W-wait! Rin! I was only kidding! Are you seriously breaking up with me again!? I'M SORRY!"

Little did he know that a certain blue-eyed idiot was hiding behind the door, camera in hand, smirking evilly.

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"Please don't say anything! I couldn't possibly bear the thought of rejection!"

Rin nearly fell off her chair as she and her partner-in-crime sat in the ice-cream parlor replaying the scene.

"Priceless!" Rin cackled. "Just what I needed for revenge! Thanks again."

Her partner-in-crime smiled gleefully. "You owe me another cup, by the way."

Rin rolled her eyes. "Fine, fine." She returned a few minutes later with a cup of butter pecan and slid it across the table.

"What did he do that he deserved this?" her partner wondered, stuffing his mouth with ice cream.

"He forgot to buy me oranges at the grocery store," Rin seethed. "HOW DARE HE FOR GET TO BUY ORANGES!? Oranges are my life! I need it everyday to function!"

"...you're not going to propose it it...are you?"

Rin glared. "Shut up, Bakaito! I'm going to photoshop your face into that video if you keep this up!" she threatened and smacked his head.

"Oowwie..." Kaito rubbed the sore lump on his head. Rin's smacks were harsh. "But you really think he believed it?"

Rin shrugged. "It...depends."

"Depends...?" Kaito echoed.

Rin tapped her chin. "Sometimes, he can be a big idiot. Other times, he's...I suppose less of an idiot. You know what I mean?"

"Yeah..." Kaito trailed off, not really following. "But he's still your idiot."

"Mmm," Rin agreed wistfully. For once, she could actually agree.

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"Hey, I'm still getting my revenge though."

"Of course you are. Now where would the fun be in disposing that video?"

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A/N: So how was that? Leave a review on what I could do better! Until later~

~Dekochii