Hi there! PancakeDragon here! This is my 1st fic so please be nice. Constructive criticism is appreciated! And I'm sorry if there are any grammar mistakes. Well, on with the story! =D

Disclaimer : I do not own Fairy Tail or any of its characters.

It was a rainy Wednesday morning and our favorite heroin, Lucy was cooking breakfast as usual. Then, she remembered!

' Owh shit! My underwears are going to be all wet. And I just washed them too. I'll get them as soon as I'm done cooking' Lucy thought.

Moments later, Natsu came barging in, with his usual loudmouth.

"LUCYYYYYY!" He exclaimed.

" Hi Natsu. What are you doing here? It's raining outside. Hold on a moment ok? I'm almost done." She said with her back facing him as she was still cooking.

"But Lucy! Look what I found hanging outside! LOOK LOOK LOOK!" Natsu exclaimed.

Natsu was getting pretty irritating by then. Lucy finally turned around and smacked him in the head.

"What do you want? You should know better when..." Lucy paused suddenly. Because she was shocked to see what was in the hands of our Dragon Slayer. It was something that looked awfully familiar. Then something clicked.

"OH MY GOD! Where the hell did you get that from? Why is it with you?" Lucy was freaking out by now.

"Oh This?" Natsu said while holding it up. "I saw it hanging in the rain outside. Is it edible?" Asked Natsu.

Lucy grabbed the underwear and hid it from his view. 'Shit, I should have brought it in just now. Maybe I should just lie a tiny bit' She thought.

"Err, yeah! It's a new type of delicacy call G-stringa with Bratalia. It's really yummy! " Lucy said with a nervous laugh. 'Okay, maybe a superbig lie, but who cares.'

"Really! Lets burn it and eat it!" Natsu immediately said. The thought of food just watering his mouth.

" WHAT? Like I would let you burn my new super sexy underwear!" Lucy shouted at Natsu. She then realized her mistake. 'Damn, I said it out loud didn't I? Stupid Lucy!' She mentally scolded herself.

" How can that be counted as underwear! It won't cover anything!" exclaimed Natsu. " I get it! You just don't want to share your G-stringia and Bratalia with me! Well I don't care, I'm gonna eat it anyway!"

With that said, Natsu snatched the underwear away from Lucy and burnt it with his fire magic. Then attempted to eat it.

" Ewwwww, it's disgusting. What kind of delicacy is this. I'm going to go get myself some real food." And out the door Natsu went.

Meanwhile Lucy was dumbfounded. Staring at her new underwear. Or what's left of it.

'20,000 Jewels, 20,000 Jewels, 20,000 Jewels, 20,000 Jewels' Was all that went through her head at that moment. And then she snapped.

" MY 20,000 Jewls SUPERSEXY UNDERWEAR! NOOOOOO" and the scream was heard all the way until Fairy Tail Guild.

"What was that scream just now?" Asked Gray.

"I don't know. Don't disturb me when I'm eating!" Natsu growled at Gray.

"You trying to pick a fight with me, you stupid dragon breath?" Gray threatened.

"Yeah like a naked guy like you can defeat me. You droopy eyes." Natsu retorted.

By now they were already fighting away.

"Oh look, Hello Erza-san" Said Levy.

Natsu and Gray " AYE!"

"Good to see you two getting along." Said Erza.

And all forgot about that mysterious scream that sounded like 20,000 Jewels and underwear.

The End

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