Hello world! Welcome to my comedic Five Night's at Freddy's fan fiction. Ever wonder what happened to those security guards that never made it past two nights? I feel these accounts show how it happened.
Guard #1:
"Hey guys," Freddy shouted to Chica and Bonnie.
"What is it?" Bonnie asked.
"I heard there's a new security guard starting work today!" Freddy said enthusiastically.
"Really?" Chica asked. "You think he'll want to eat some pizza?"
Freddy and Bonnie stared. "Do you have to ask that every time?" Freddy asked.
"I like pizza," Chica replied.
"We know, Chica," Bonnie replied. "So Freddy, what time is it?"
"Close to one, I think," Freddy replied.
"Ooh," Bonnie pepped up. "I'm gonna go right ahead to say hi."
"Just don't scare him," Freddy reminded.
"And ask him if he likes pizza." Chica reminded.
"I will," Bonnie replied before stepping off stage. He wondered through the party room before realizing his face was a bit filthy; agitated, he moved to the supply closet where he found a mop to clean up his face.
"Much better," he said. "Now to find that guard." He then moved down the dark hallway that led to the guard's office. He could tell from the light that there was someone there. He tiptoed to the door and peeked in to see the guard staring at the cameras.
"I knew it!" Bonnie took one step into the office before the guard suspected he was there; he attempted to close the door but found the button wouldn't work. Nonchalantly, the guard looked at his cameras again before…
"Hey buddy!" Bonnie yelled before grabbing the guard by the shoulders. "WELCOME TO THE NIGHT CREW!"
Moments Later
Bonnie returned to the stage.
"Welcome back," Freddy said. "What happened with the guard?"
"Does he like pizza?" Chica asked.
Bonnie looked up to the two of them. "I don't know. He just convulsed on the floor and died."
"So he's dead?" Freddy asked.
"Pretty much." Bonnie replied.
"Does that mean he doesn't like pizza?" Chica blurted out.