Sooo it's midnight and I've had this idea in my head for a while. What if Devil Fruits started growing in the real world, and no one knew wtf they were. How would you react to find out you had some sort of crazy ability? Seems like things could go wrong pretty quickly. Just wrote it in like, four minutes and it'd be fun for more. Just an idea. Enjoy~
"Hey," Ace greeted his brother. "You leave school early?" He was eating a poptart on the couch, luckily a day he only had night classes.
"Yeah," Luffy replied grumpily. "I ate some nasty fruit thing and it made my stomach hurt and I feel all lethargic and icky."
"Something nasty?" Luffy just nodded noncommittally. He told Ace he was going to go pee and then sleep, even if he had homework and skipped a few of his classes.
Ace turned the TV back on as Luffy climbed stairs when he almost immediately heard screams of fear from Luffy from above.
"AHHH! ACE!" he screamed. Ace jumped off the couch and ran up the stairs and to the closed bathroom door.
"What's the problem?!" Ace shouted through the wood. Luffy was hysterical.
"I WAS PEEING AND IT FELL IN!"
Ace finally grumbled and opened the door.
"YOURS DO-DOESN'T DO THIS, DOES IT?!" Luffy cried as he attempted to put it back into his pants.
"Of course mine doesn't do that!" Ace shrieked back, equally freaked out.
Then an older voice joined them as their grandfather walked by and saw the scene. "Boy, what's wrong with your dick?!"