"Hey I'm Night Star and I've heard of these creepypastas and they are stupid I'm serious Jeff the killer ha please hes just some teen that got burnt up and cut a smile in his face saying go to sleep seriously all this fanfic bullshit says he has abnormal human strength to do this shit he supposedly does no any normal teen wouldn't be able to do any of the shit this kids described to do and no teenager would have voices in their head to kill people or find it fun to kill people or not feel regret or guilt doing it they obviously would feel something even if hes a psychopath he wouldn't have abnormal strength its bullshit."
"And Ben drowned hes a fucking ghost virus thing once he possesses something he wouldn't be able to go into a computer because someone recorded themselves playing the game and if its that fucking scary then smash the damn game that would get rid of him."
"Jane the killer fucking bullshit shes just some teenage girl that's trying to kill some fictional fucking killer that supposedly killer her family and burnt her house with her in it yeah no shed be fucking dead these people need to learn the physics and write an actual believable story."
"Ticci Toby the one story that makes sense he had a horrible father he has a ticking disorder and cant feel pain that is actually a writer that was thinking and used a good storyline and plot also burning the house and getting caught up in the woods being saved by slenderman and becoming one of his proxies now thats believeable damn it."
"Slenderman i do believe exists because ive seen him in he past and hes dangerous if you ever see him stay far away and dont look at him no matter what even if he appears in front of you stay calm look down and close your eyes no matter what dont open them until you dont feel something watching you anymore even if you hear him walking away dont look and when i say stay calm i mean it stay as still as you can if you feel something touch you DONT flinch whatever you do dont flinch otherwise he will think of you as prey and kill you then and there, he like to observe hes just curious about humans he never MEANS and harm he just wants to learn so he may look you over and touch you with his tendrils but its ok hes just testing you to see if your scared he may even feel your hands and if he does that is the ONLY time you can look up at him after gripping his hand and holding it gently then he knows your not scared and you accept his existence knowing he doesnt intend to hurt you and then he will let go and walk away after you cant see him anymore you want to go straight home dont stop for anything even if you dropped something LEAVE IT and come for it the next day but you shouldnt run home or feel rushed you HAVE to walk home and dont feel scared smile even if its fake make yourself seem happy and ok while your walking home at a normal pace and hopefully you know how to get home from wherever you are safely and arent scared walking in that area and there arent any predeators around either because after slenderman leaves it will turn to night a pitch black moonless night and even if you have a flashlight do not intend on using it because he will sense it coming back and if the light flickers hes near you and never use your phone walking home either it angers him and the connection will scratch up and he will appear again and give you another chance and observe you one last time, but if he returns a third time you will die. And also try not to make too much noise on the walk home otherwise you get the idea, and I'm serious this is all true I'm not lying."
"Today is my 14th birthday and I got new clothes to go with my new look as a creepypasta after slenderman killed my parents... Hurray time for me to go with slenderman so I can kill people, great."
I sigh following him through the forest quietly. He's not much of a talker, and he doesn't have a face so... Yeah?